Turtle Turtle Turtlejou! (J.W.)

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Dedicated to turtlejou 

Rainkeeper: *holds up locked box*

Rainkeeper: What's in here?

Seashell: Nothing....

Rainkeeper: Really? 

Seashell: *looks around shiftily*

Seashell: Of course.

Rainkeeper: Joy, if you will.

Joy: *breaks open the box and dumps out like seven dares*

Rainkeeper: SEASHELL!

Seashell: What?!?

Air: I KNEW WE HAD TURTLE DARES!!!! 

Nightflyer: Well let's do them!

Rainkeeper: And never trust Seashell with the dares again!

*players appear*

Joy: You can all go home unless you're name is Winter, Turtle, or Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: A dare for me?!?!!?!?!?!

Air: More like six dares for Turtle.

Kinkajou:........ I'LL TAKE IT!

Turtle: Dares for me? Sweet.

Air: We'll do them in a random order. Pick one!

Turtle: *picks dare*

Nightflyer: Wonderful start! "Turtle and Kinkajou have to get married while standing in holy water*

Rainkeeper: I don't know why the holy water is necessary, but sure, why not.

Air: Might as well marry off the rest of the Winglet.

Seashell: *gasps* We should marry Carnelian and Umber next time!

Air: NO! UMBER IS INNOCENT!

Seashell: *teleports them to a pool filled with holy water*

Seashell: So...... Who's gonna marry them?

Nightflyer: I'll do it. I have the credentials. 

Rainkeeper: ......... You're a certified priest?

Nightflyer: A Pastafarianism  priest, yes. 

Air: ........Wait. DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN MARRY CAS AND DEAN FOR ME?!??!??!

Nightflyer:.....No.

Air: .... Fine. Then I' not gonna kiss you anymore!

Nightflyer: WHAT! NOT FAIR!

Joy: Marry now, argue later.

Nightflyer: Fine. *marries Turtlejou*

Kinkajou: *kisses Turtle*

Seashell: *dumps holy water over them*

Moon: LONG LIVE TURTLEJOU!!!!!!!!!!

Air: Next dare!

Rainkeeper: Turtlejou seven minutes in heaven.

Joy: Jeez we're just hitting all the bases, aren't we.

Turtle/Kinkajou: *goes in closet*

*seven minutes later*

Turtle: BEST! DARE DAY! EVER!!!

Seashell: Now you have to introduce Kinkajou to Coral.

Turtle:..........CRAP.

Seashell :*teleports them to the Sea Kingdom*

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