Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

For Once, Umbli (J.W.)

Dedicated to 

Air: Soooooooooooo, I made the mistake of watching Le Mis with Nightflyer....

Joy:Uh oh.

Nightflyer: *bursts into the room waving a flag*

Nightflyer: RED! THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: Oh no.

Nightflyer: BLACK! THE DARK OF AAAAGES PAST!!!!!!!!

Seashell: Joy, please end this.

Joy: *knocks out Nightflyer*

Air: Hey!

Joy: Trust me, Air, it was for the greater good.

*players appear*

Seashell: *quickly whispers dare to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: How am I supposed to fool them?

Rainkeeper: I dunno, figure it out.

Kinkajou: uh.............HEY GUYS I'M NOT GONNA PLAY TODAY OKAY BYE! *runs away*

Turtle: Um.....Bye?

Carnelian: So, what's new and different in our host's weird universe?

Joy: Oh, nothing much. Gotta new magazine for my pistol, so that's nice.

Air: We got Nightflyer obsessed with a musical, so that's why he's unconscious

Rainkeeper: And, yeah, that's about it.

*new dragon burst in*

Dragon: Hi! *is actually Kinkajou in disguise*

Seashell: *gasps* Who's this?

Moon: Oh moons, if this is another dragonet from the future.

Kinkajou: Actually, I am!

Winter: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Turtle: *sighs* Who are your parents?

Kinkajou: Well, my dads are Qibli and Umber.

Qibli: WHAT!

Umber: FINALLY! FUCK YEAH!

Qibli: THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPENING!

Moon: Good, this settles one debate.

Winter: Maybe now he'll stop flirting with me....

Turtle: I wonder where Kinkajou is, she'd probably be freaking out about this.

Qibli: THERE IS NO NEED TO FREAK OUT BECAUSE I AM NOT DATING UMBER!

Umber: Yes you are!

Qibli: No I'm not!

Carnelian: Why not?

Qibli: Because.......Because I'm straight!

All:........*bursts out laughing*

Moon: Straight as a rainbow slinky, MAYBE.

Air: Yeah, you're about as straight as LaurenABlack's hair.

ME: My hair is extremely curly, for those of you that don't know.

Qibli: NOT TRUE!

Umber: *rolls eyes*

Umber: *throws skittles at Qibli* TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!

Winter: Ooooo skittles!

Turtle: Umber and Qibli, flying in the sky....

Qibli: SHUT UP!

Winter: Aw, he's becoming me!

Qibli: YOU SHUT UP TOO YOU GIANT BALL OF GLITTER!

Moon: Wait, I have found the source of the problem!

Carnelian: What is it?

Moon: Qibli's in love with Winter, not Umber!

Qibli: I AM NOT!

Winter: HE BETTER NOT BE!

Rainkeeper: Then prove it!

Qibli: How?

Seashell: Kiss Umber.

Umber: *screeches*

Qibli: NO!

Moon: Yes!

Joy: Do it or the dare will never end!

Winter: What dare?

Kinkajou: Yaaaas, kiss your husband Qibli.....

Qibli: Ugh. FINE! *kisses Umber*

Moon: *starts singing like the laffy taffy in Wreck-it Ralph*

Turtle: I ship it.

Kinkajou: Serious heart hands.

Qibli:......... Why do you remind me of Amber?

Umber: *facetalons*

Air: Should we tell him?

Joy:..........Nah.

Rainkeeper: He'll figure it out eventually.

Kinkajou: Do you believe that you're married now?

Qibli:..............MAybe.

Umber: YES!

Kinkajou: Well, good because you're actually not!  *gets rid of disguise*

Moon: KINKAJOU?!!??!

Turtle: Knew it.

Seashell: It was all a dare!

Qibli: ARE YOU ********* KIDDING ME>!!?!?!??!?!

Air: Nope!

Winter: Welcome to my life.

Umber: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE NOW!!!!!!!

Air: AAAAAAAaaaaand that's our cue to leave!

 Hosts: *run away*

Nightflyer: *wakes up*

Nightflyer: *sees enraged JW*

Nightflyer: Oh, hey guys.....What'd I miss?

Qibli: GET HIM!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: Uh oh.