Joy: What is Al- Col- Hol?
Air: *facetalons*
Rainkeeper: *sighs* Don't ask
Nightflyer: I'm confused too
Seashell: Makes sense to me. I'm just surprised she's never heard of it.
Air: Rainkeeper! We need your incredible bartender abilities!
Rainkeeper: NO!
Air: Why not?
Rainkeeper: Pear won't let me.....
Air: WHY?!?!??!
Rainkeeper: She says I have a problem...
Air: Well, TOO BAD! GET MIXING!!
Rainkeeper: *holds up two bottles*
Rainkeeper: Hardcore or Wimp?
Seashell: Hardcore. She can handle it.
Joy:.....what exactly am I doing in this dare?
Nightflyer: Drinking
Joy: drinking what?
Air: the drinks we give you.
Joy:.....Okaaaaaay
Rainkeeper: *hands her a shot of tequila* Try this.
Joy: *drinks it*
Joy:........ This is disgusting.
Rainkeeper: *hands her vodka * How about this?
Joy: ....Better
Rainkeeper: *hands her whiskey*
Joy: NOW we're talking. *holds out glass* more please!
*six glasses later*
Air: Joy, you should probably slow down....
Joy: *drinks more whiskey* Why?
Air: Cause when that stuff hits, it hits HARD.
Joy: I like hard.
Seashell: she's drunk, she has no idea what's she's saying
Joy: *grins* Yes I do.
Seashell: But you said-
Joy: Exactly.
Seashell:........oh.
*two hours later*
Joy: *giggles*
Nightflyer: Yea, it's kicked in.
Joy: LETS GO TO A PARTY!
Rainkeeper: I think I'm gonna take this away now....*grabs her glass*
Air: No Joy, we're going to stay here
Joy: PARTY POOPERS!!!!
Nightflyer: No, Joy-
Joy: *disappears*
Air: Crap.
Seashell: *calls number on phone*
Seashell: Kelp? Yea, uh, we have a bit of a problem.....
Joy: *at some random party doing shots*
*Kelp shows up*
Joy: KELO KELP!
Kelp:........Wow. They really weren't joking.
Joy: *giggles* Your talk tickles
Kelp: What?
Joy: *laughs and nearly falls on her face*
Kelp: *catches her* You're drunk Joy.
Joy: Nooooooooo
Kelp: Yes.
Joy: I'm not drink, sky dragon *pats his face*
Joy: I'm SMASHED.
Kelp: Yea. That too.
Joy: *giggles*
Kelp: Let's take you home, okay?
Joy: NOoooooo.....Let's stay here
Kelp: And do what?
Joy: *pokes him* You- you need to get on this level. The-then we can talks
Kelp: I don't drink, Joy.
Joy: Good! Neither do I!
Kelp: *sighs*
Joy: I *hiccups* I found this thingy in my pouch- *pulls out knife*
Kelp: Oh no.
Joy: Ain't it shiiiiiiiny?
Kelp: Yea, sure. Can I just see that for a moment-
Joy: NO! It preeeeeeetty. Pretty like you! *winks*
Kelp: .......What is this?
Joy: *sways on her feet*
Joy: *drops the knife*
Joy: My head hurts......
Kelp: Somehow I'm not surprised.
Joy: *stares at Kelp, still swaying*
Joy: You never told me you had a twin brother......*passes out*
Kelp: *catches her*
Kelp: .............................oh.
Kelp:............Okay.
Kelp: *calls Seashell*
Kelp: Mission accomplished. Now what?
Seashell: Just put her somewhere where she won't hurt herself.
Kelp: Uh, okay?
Kelp: *picks up Joy and leaves*
The next day.......
Joy: *wakes up, instantly regrets it*
Joy: *groans in hangover pain*
Kelp: And she's finally awake.
Joy: *blinks*
Joy: Kelp?
Kelp: Yep.
Joy:..........Where am I?
Kelp: My room.
Joy: *eyes widened*
Joy: And uh........How exactly did I get here?
Kelp: I found you at some bar and you passed out.
Joy: Oh.
Joy:..................Okay.
Kelp: How's your head?
Joy: I just got hit by a bulldozer. Give me a minute.
Kelp: *laughs*
Joy: *cringes at the loud sound*
Joy: I am never drinking that stuff again.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
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