The Intelligence of a Kitchen Shelf

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Tord's P.O.V (point of view)

  "So we should get some help, right?" Matt stated. I nodded. 

"But who should we ask for help?"

 "I think we should ask someone who is reliable enough." Edd suggested. "But who is reliable enough?" Tom questioned. "Oh yeah. who is reliable?" I inquired.

 "Ah... Um, I don't know." Edd said, skittish. "Oh! How about we ask that Ancient Egyptian monster guy from underground?" Edd said some nonsense.

"What?" Matt agitated. "You know.. I broke Tom's bass and decided to hide it by burying it and I dug a huge hole and I found a door and I convinced Matt and Tord to join because I said there could be treasure and-" "Wait, you broke my bass?!" Tom yelled, delirious. 

"We bought you a new one, so don't be mad! Anyway, we wanted treasure and so we explored underground and there were A LOT of traps! And we had to fight the mummy dude, and I defeated him, but I'm pretty sure he's still alive. When we defeated all 3 of the mummies, we finally found the treasure! But it was a trap! And we fell but I wasn't injured because you guys broke my fall!" Edd explained, then thanked us for breaking his fall. 

"Ohhh! Now I remember!" Matt smiled. "Edd. WE ALMOST DIED IN THERE. You even pushed me in the trap last time!" Tom said, angered. 

"Yeah. I HAD TO GET STUCK IN A ROOM WITH SPIKES COMING TOWARDS ME AND MATT. And quicksand was filling the room. AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS. WHILE SUFFOCATING IN A PILE OF QUICKSAND." I yelled at him. I just really don't want to go back there again... 

"Oh? Okay, then who should we ask?" Edd shot back. "I don't think we should ask anybody.." Matt said. What?  "What do you mean?" 

"Well, this usually works. Maybe we should hit each other's heads so we can switch again..?" Matt clarified. We just stayed silent for a while. 

"That's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard." "No wonder you have the intelligence of a kitchen shelf." "Hey!" Matt yapped. 

"Well, hey. We should give it a try anyway!" Edd spoke, audacious. I sighed. We backed away 7 or 8 big steps. "Ready..." Edd announced. 

Matt's P.O.V (point of view)

"GO!" We started running towards each other. But then something came into my mind. My body was going to hit me. I'll hit it too. My body will get hurt.. Crud, stop- "MY BODY-" I tried to stop my feet from running but it was too late.

We already slammed each other's heads. "Ow... d-did it work..?" My body asked. "ARE YOU OKAY?" I shrieked. 

"Um.. yeah. Thanks Tord. Or is that still you, Matt?" My body asked. 

"Yeah, It's me! Matt!" I resolute. "And you are?" "I'm still me. Edd." My body replied. Wait.. Edd? "That's you, Edd?" I was shocked. Everyone looked at me.

"Matt." I looked at Edd. (or Tom? Tord?) "I just explained who's which. Do I have to seriously explain again?" He rolled his eyes, then sighed. 

"Edd is in your body." I nodded

"Tord is in my body. Tom." "Uh-huh."

"I am in Edd's body. And you know that you're in Tord's." Tom finished.

I nodded again. "So... Edd is in Tom's-" "NO. WRONG." Tom yelled at me. "Okay. I'll just write in paper who is who. I'll give it to you so it makes sense." Tom snatched a piece of paper and a pen. 

Tom ----- Edd

Edd ------ Matt

Matt ------ Tord

Tord ------ Tom

"I'll go over this then!" I exclaimed. I'm still confused though...

"Why don't we ask the neighbors for help?" Tord (Tom?) spoke. 

"No. They obviously won't help." Tom (Edd?) said.

 "Yeah. Who would ask EDUARRDOOO for help?" Edd (My gorgeous face) spieled. "What?" 'Tord' tilted his head in confusion.

"We have neighbors that are basically annoying wannabe's." Tom responded. 

"Yeah! They're jerks!" I added. 

"All because of mistaking a Cola order. They mistook it by giving us Diet Cola when they got Regular Cola." Edd affirmed. "They certainly sound annoying." 'Tord' asserted. 

"You haven't met them before?" I asked him. "No. You guys were the ones who built the rest of the house, right? I was just out of the house for a while.." He alleged. We nodded. 

"But even if they are annoying wannabe's, we should still get their help too." 'Tord' suggested. "Alright fine. Let me do the talking first, though." Tom remarked.

Edd's P.O.V

Tom rang EDUARRDOOO's doorbell. Their doorbell's ring was very strange. It went like 'dun dun duuuuun.' Eduardo finally answered. 

"Um, pardon me neighbor. What a lovely day! Could we perchance borrow a cup of your finest sugar-" "OH GOD YOU GOTTA HELP US OUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED WITH A GUY WHO WANTS TO DESTROY MONUMENTS AND I JUST REALIZED THAT'S THAT'S NOT THE POINT WE ACTUALLY SWITCHED BODIES I THINK AND DOES ANYONE HAVE SPARE TROUSERS?" Matt screamed. I've never seen Tord make such a face before, haha. 

"Matt, please." Tord said. 

"Mark, Jon! Come check these douche bags out!" Eduardo called out. Jon and Mark slides in to see. Says you... 

"What are you doing now, Edd? Something even more stupid than last time?" Eduardo laughed. Mark and Jon laughed as well. What douche bags.

"And you." He pointed at Matt. (In Tord's body) 

"You're new. Are you a douche bag too?" They laughed. Tord (In Tom's body) was totally pissed off. Tord went up there and tried to slap them. (or punch) They surprisingly dodged, which pissed Tord even more. 

"Wait who's in Tom's body again?" Matt questioned again. We sighed. "You really do have the intelligence of a kitchen shelf." I opined. Tom and Tord nodded. "HEY!" Matt whined.


I feel like I should update every Wednesday.

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Matt was here

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UPDATE: I CHANGED SOME STUFF

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