Hi Fam
Me: Matt?
Me: Matt, you there?
Me: Mattttttttt
Me: Matt text back, it's been 10 minutes already
Me: Matt, pls respond..
Me: Matt you're scaring me
Me: MATT
Me: ANSWER NOW
Me: pleaaaassseeeee
Me: C'MON
Matt: Who is this?
Me: Your bud, Tord
Matt: This guy is named Matt too?
Me: Ah jeez. Where's my friend?
Me: And I'll explain to you if you give him back
Matt: Are you a thug? Thief? Military Government Spy?
Me: What the hell-- no?
Me: Well, I mean, I used to be a leader of an army, but..
Matt: HAH. CAUGHT YOU.
Me: NO WAIT
Me: I said "used to" okay? Give my friend back, he's not a spy.
Edd: Yeah, give him back!
Matt: Wait, this is a group chat?
Matt: And there's another Edd??
Tom: Matt's probably fu**ing with us
Tom: C'mon, admit it.
Matt: I have an identical person here. He looks like me. I'm assuming you guys look like my friends?
Me: Yes, yes, we do. Give him back. Where are you anyway?
Matt: Inside the place you guys are looking at.
Edd: How could you tell we're here?
Matt: The cameras. We're locked up in the security room to be safe. We have him here.
Me: Then, you know what we look like?
Matt: No, you guys are facing down. I can't tell. The camera is way up high.
Edd: Alright, but do we have to go inside? Looks scary.
Tom: Why don't you guys come over to the front?
Matt: No way.
Me: Why? You scared?
Matt: No. I'm scared of dying. Come over here.
Me: Well, we're scared of dying too! C'mere!
Matt: Nah. Bye.
Me: BULLSH**.
An important part of the real chapter because I wrote things down, but I forgot to mention why Matt was kinda gone. And I got lazy to delete the stuff, so here.
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Switched! |Eddsworld Fanfiction|
Fanfiction(my first ever story) Matt finds a weird mini chest at a garage sale. He thinks it's valuable but Edd, Tom and Tord thinks that it's just junk. Matt, who wants to prove them wrong, grabs Tord's car keys (for some reason) and then opens the chest wi...
