Jehova's Witness
Tom: Let's get married
Tord: what
Tom: Then we have kids.
Tord: tom, r u drunk?
Tom: I have never thought so much about this.
Tom: Though, admittedly, I have no idea where I am.
Tom: The prettiest kid will be named after Matt.
Tord: stay there
Tord: I'll get help to find u
EDD~
Tord: edd can u pick up tom pls
Edd: why? what did he do this time
Tord: he's drunk and lost
Tord: can u pick him up tho?
Tord: I located him.
Tord: he's near the hotel ur staying currently
Edd: how exactly do u knw he's drunk?
Tord: he said he wanted to marry me+have kids
Edd: i thought that was just normal
Tord: he messaged me in grammatically correct sentences
Tord: with capital letters and punctuation
Edd: fUCk that's bad
Square
Matt: where are u, tord?
Matt: you're not in the house
Tord: i'm surprised ur awake
Tord: tom's drunk and me+edd r looking 4 him
Matt: how do u know he's drunk?
Tord: he wants to marry me+have kids
Matt: I thought u guys were already married
Tord: NO WE'RE NOT
Tord: GO BACK TO SLEEP
Jehova's Witness
Tom: what happened last night?
Tord: everything happened last night
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SO I DID SOMETHING. THIS WAS INSPIRED BY THE ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM TEXTS. I IMAGINED IT WITH TOM, TORD, EDD AND MATT. (Does this count as the TomTord ship? idk. TomTord won't be canon in this story tho. Sorry, yaoi+TomTord lovers)
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Jon was here
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Just an extra~
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If the texts are bad and the words are jumbled, SORRY
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