I'M SORRY I'LL GET TO THE OPPOSITE AU AND SWITCHED GUYS LATER I STARTED TYPING AND THE WHOLE SCRIPT IS DONE BUT IT'S THANKSGIVING BREAK AND I CAN ACTUALLY CHILL INSTEAD OF STUDYING BUT HEY LOOK I HAD AN IDEA THAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO SO TAKE THIS FILLER i'm sorry--
Cast:
*This is not them as their original hoodie colors, just saying;;;
Red: Matt
Orange: Edd
Yellow: Patryk
Green: Paul
Blue: Laurel
Purple: Tom
Brown: Hellucard
White: Ell
Black: Tord
Peach: Balloon Head Fred
OKAY HERE YA GO
(All line up and start to do weird dances except for Tord)
Matt: Hello kids! I'm the color, red! And I brought my friends to teach you about them! They're the colors of all the things you see and RED is me! The color of awesome things! Like hearts, and roses, and Mars!
Matt: But most importantly..
Tord: *comes up from behind*
Matt: Love--
Tord: Blood, blood, blood, blood.
All Except Tord And Matt: HOORAY!
Matt: ...... ;;
Edd: Hi, I'm orange like MAC AND CHEESE! Let's name other orange things now, if you please! You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand!
Tord: PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES.
Edd: Monarch butterflies....? Are your orange friends....
Edd: La la la la la la.. CHEESE--
Tord: PILLS.
All Except Tord And Edd: HOORAY!
Edd: What are you doing?!
Tord: What I was born to do.
Patryk: As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun!
Tord: JAUNDICE.
Patryk: You can find it on a bus, or the rays from the sun!
Tord: JAUNDICE.
Patryk: If you ask me, yellow's number one!--
Tord: LIVER FAILURE.
Patryk: If you like yellow and sour, then try a lemon!
Tord: JAUNDICE.
All: JAUNDICE!
Patryk: *screech* DANG IT!
Paul: *puts thumb on chest* I once ate a bug that was the color green! But the ER said it was a poisonous thing! So that explains why I threw up green!
Patryk: Ew Paul why.
Paul: And inside that green, there were chunks of green!
Everyone But Tord And Paul: *stares at Paul*
YOU ARE READING
Switched! |Eddsworld Fanfiction|
Fanfiction(my first ever story) Matt finds a weird mini chest at a garage sale. He thinks it's valuable but Edd, Tom and Tord thinks that it's just junk. Matt, who wants to prove them wrong, grabs Tord's car keys (for some reason) and then opens the chest wi...
