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Shawarma

The Avengers plus Peter (who is not yet Spider-Man) sit around a round table in an empty restaurant eating Shawarma. And it's not half bad. The sit in an awkward silence until Clint clears his throat.
"So Peter, tell us about yourself." Peter thinks for a moment before answering.
"Well, when I was little my parents, the Parkers died in a plane crash so. I lived with my Aunt and Uncle. When I was 10 my Uncle was shot and died in my arms, then a month later my Aunt has a heart attack. She also died. Then I stayed on the streets for about a week before I was put into an orphanage. Then I won the science fair and that's when he met me, I was his intern for a while then he found out about where I live so he adopted me and um yeah. By the way Dr. Banner, your work on Gamma radiation is truly amazing. I love all your work but I find the Gamma radiation extremely interesting, of course not as interesting as the science in Dad's suit." Natasha looks at Peter and tilts his head... huh... they have a lot in common. The others feel bad for him, for everything he has been through but don't say anything. Bruce on the other hand is concerned with his brilliance.

"H-how old are you?" Bruce asks (I'm going to have to alter the date because he would be 10, but I feel as if that's just a little young to act like he is.)

"I'm 13," Peter responds taking a bite of his Shawarma.

"Your 13 and you understand Tony and my work?" Peter nods slowly, after all this is the first time thinking about it like that. "Oh my gosh! You are a genius! WIll you work with me in the lab?" Bruce exclaims all at once catching Peter off guard. A huge smile grows on his face as he bounces up and down.

"Really? Of course I would!" He says back supper excitedly. The Avengers smile at the overjoyed kid.

"So Peter, play any sports?" Tony chokes on his drink a little Peter.... Athletic...Never.

"If you count being hit in the face with dodge balls during gym then yes," Peter says sarcastically. That causes everybody to laugh.

"Peter son of Stark, you are quite funny," Thor booms Peter smiles a little bit. Peter pauses,

"Dad? Do you think the uh new caught what happen... I mean do you think they know?" Tony sighs then pats Peters shoulder.

"I would be shocked if they didn't. Sorry kid. I know we don't want anybody to find out, but how bad can it be?" Tony responds looking sorry. He wants the world to know of Peter, but that could be dangerous, Peter could easily be taken to get Tony or the Avengers. Changing the subject Peter asks,

"What do you guys like to do?" Peter says finally asking them a question.

"I like to prank people so watch out mini Stark," Clint states smirking. Peter just makes an overdramatic scared face casuing the rest to laugh once again. Tony smiles at his son and thinks, maybe I should have introduce the kid earlier. They all love him.

"I like to run and train and cook," Steve says.

"You? Cook? I definitely want to see this," Peter says. All of a sudden his new phone buzzes so he takes it out of his pocket. He eyes go wide. He has 5 missed calls from Ned, and 20 text asking him about his dad.

NED: Your dad is Tony Stark?
NED: WHY Didn't you tell me?

NED: Like THE Tony Stark?

NED: Holy cow your related to Ironman!

NED: How is Shawarma! Is it good?

NED: Is the team cool?

NED: OHMYGOD this is the best day of my life!

NED: Please respond.

NED: MJ told me to tell you that you are still a loser

NED: Oh yeah and after stuff got reveled Flash went as pale as a ghost.

NED: I think he is in denial

NED The teacher almost fainted.
NED: Can you send me a puncture of you and the Avengers?
NED: DOES JARVIS KNOW YOU?
NED: When did you meet Tony?
NED: Is May ok?
NED: PLEEEAAASSEE answer me
NED: OMG your famous!
NED: Ny best Friend is a STARK
NED: SHOOK
"Hey um my friend Ned wants me to send him a selfie of us..." They chuckle then he turns around and tries to fit the Avenger in the small frame. After he takes the picture and sends it to Ned.
"Can Ned come over tomorrow?" I ask. Tony nods the says,
"I don't care as long as you don't blow anything up."
PETER: Want to come to my house tomorrow?
NED: OH MY GOD IM GOING TO STARK TOWERS! (I know it got destroyed but I'm ignoring that)
Peter rolls his eyes and puts his phone back in his pocket.
"What's this thing you mortals call a selfie," Thor asks. Tony groans.
"I was wondering the same thing" Steve states. The rest of the meal the Avengers tried to explain to Steve and Thor what a selfie is. It was successful... Kid of.