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Halloween

"Their we have word that their will be a threat at Midtown High School tomorrow," Fury tells the Avengers, including Peter. Tony looks at his son with worried eyes.
"We will be their." Tony says.
"We don't know when he will come and if someone where to see you they'd think your bad or trying to attack high schools or something," Fury says rubbing his forehead. Peter suddenly sits up straight.
"Give this mission to me, tomorrow for Halloween we have dress up day so I can wear my Spiderman suit and then when the bad guy comes I can be like pew pew pew!" Peter exclaims and is now bouncing in his seat. Tony and Steve shake their heads quickly. Fury smiles at the kid (yes Fury is smiling).
"Not a bad idea. When you find him call for back up if you need ok?" Peter nods and smiles.
"WAIT! They are going to know your Spider-Man then!" Natasha exclaims Peter looks at her worried then shrugs.
"It's fine I kind of want to tell them soon anyway." Natasha glares and her nephew then nods.
"It's a plan. You're all dismissed." Fury states. Peter hops up and skips out the door. Tony face palms and Bruce shakes his head.
.....
Peter jumps up from bed and quickly puts on his Soiderman suit.
"Hey Karen, let me know if their are any threats today!"
"Ok Peter," she replies in a happy voice. Peter walks out of the room holding his mask in his hand.
"Hey guys!" He grabs a banana and his backpack. "Bye guys!" Tony grabs his arm.
"Stop," Tony pulls him into a hug and Peter rolls his eyes.
"If you need back up call... actually I don't trust you I'm going to program Karen to call. Have s good day at school." Tony kisses his sons head and let's go of Peter who then enters the elevator.
....
Once Peter gets to school he sees Flash. He's dressed up as... SPIDER-MAN! I gasp and try to hold in a laugh.
"Yo Penis! Trying to copy me?" I can help but snort... mhmm.
"Should I contact Mr. Stark about the threat to you?" I shake my head quickly.
"Please Don't KAREN please!" I say.
"Sure thing Peter," she responds. I sigh.
"Oh, are you talking to your imaginary girlfriend?" Flash asks and laughs then leaves. Peter turns around to see Ned and can't help but burst out laughing.
"'Sup losers!" MJ says walking towards the two friends. She is dressed up like...
"What's your costume?" Ned asks.
"I refuse to participate in a tradition that allows young and old children to practice being some stupid thing that doesn't exists (idk)." I look down at my suit.
"Hey! I exists!" I shout she shrugs and rolls her eyes then points to Ned.
"HEY! Mace Widow totally exists!" Ned pulls out his purple lightsaber I made for his birthday.
"Yeah whatever Loser."vMJ replies. The bell rings and the students hurry inside.
...
Ned MJ and Peter sit in the back of Class, Flash in-front of them.
Peter feels his Spidey sense grow at the back of his neck. Quickly he stands up from his chair and the whole class looks at him.
"You guys need to leave!" The class just blinks.
"Mr. Parker! Sit down!" The teacher yells.
"Look you need to listen to me... because I'm Spiderman!" The class laughs more.
"Mr. Parker you are taking your costume to far." She says and motions for him to sit down. Peter looks over at Ned and MJ, they look worried. The class laughs.
1st Person.
Just then the wall bursts open to reveal a man with mechanical limbs and a gun.
"KAREN CALL DAD!" I yell. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" I yell the class screams and starts to run out. The intruder points a gun at the class but I shoot a web toward him and I can hear some of the class gasp.
"Spiderman..." He hisses. Shit. Shit. Shit.
I run up to him and kick his side. He punches me back. I loose my balance and he starts to shoot me but I dodge the bullets.
I hear a clatter noise and Dad comes barreling in the room. I sigh and web up the monster as best I can. Dad shoot two repulsers at him and he crumbles to the ground.
"Good job kid." Dad says. Together we walk out of the room. Then I see my class. They stare at me in shock.
"Happy Halloween?"
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Happy Halloween Bitches