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British Part 2

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Bold is British accent.
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Class is boring. I'm tired. I want to sleep. I didn't go to bed until 3:30 I'm the morning and I woke up half an hour later due to a nightmare.
"Peter what's the answer to this question?" The teacher asks. My head snaps up but I slouch again, my eyes barley open.
"Uh -1 Uh multiplied by 4x times -y plus xy." The class stares at me in confusion. Not even Flash says anything.
"Uh...What... oh I'm not... forget it. Bloody Hell."
"Duuude, your British?" Ned asks in amusement. I nod. Everyone is shocked. Even MJ.
"Can you say schedule?" Someone asks excitedly.
"No. I'm tired." My head falls agains the table and I guess no one wakes me up because and hour later I am wakes up by the loud bell.
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I sit at lunch by Ned and MJ like usual.
"So your British?" MJ asks. I nod and roll my eyes.
"That's so cool! I've always wanted a British best friend!" Ned exclaims. MJ and I both raise an eyebrow.
"Uh ok."
"Penis isn't just Penis anymore he is a British Penis." Huh.
"What does that even mean?" I sat putting out my handmade narrowing my eyes.
"Uh it means your British."
"Yeah I think I know that," I say to tired to care. Flash crosses his arms and stomps off. Alright then.
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The rest of the day went by smoothly. That is until study hall. No one actually studies, they all turn there attention to me and I sigh.
"Garage
Schedule
Zebra crossing
Bath
Bag
Brilliant
Squirrel. Is that all?" My voice is impatient and I tap my foot waiting for an answer. Slowly the whole classroom nods there heads. I look back down at my homework.
"Dude, That was badass." I hear Ned say. And I can't help but chuckle.
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Sorry it's so short but I don't know what else to do so thanks for reading!
-EB