Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, am I coming over today?
Tony: sure
Peter: I don't have to, Mr. Stark . I don't want to be an inconvenience.
Tony: kid just come I honestly don't care. And you're not an inconvenience
Peter: Okay.
Tony: and loosen up. Nobody texts in full grammar and spelling, u know
Peter: I don't wamt to be disrespectful.
Peter : *want
Tony: it makes me feel like I'm talking to a robot, srsly kid
Tony: talk like you would with a friend
Peter: Does that include the ungodly amount of emojis?
Tony: *sighhh* I guess
Peter: Did.. Did you just use asterisks?
Tony: yes. It's not that uncommon you know
Peter: oh okay
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Tony: movie night?
Peter: I have geometry homework
Tony: so, no movie night?
Peter: I didn't say that
Tony: you're killing me
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Peter: 😣
Tony: what's wrong?
Peter: uhh wrong person haha whoops
Tony: nope too late. What's bothering you, fam
Peter: please never say 'fam' again
Tony: why not? Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?
Peter: you're not a kid
Tony: I'm Iron-Man I can be whatever I want
Tony: now what's wrong
Peter: my parents died today and I'm feeling sad
Tony: I'll be over in five minutes with ice cream and a movie. Get the comfiest blankets you can find
Peter: ok thank you mr. Stark
Tony: cut the mr. Stark out, would you?
Peter: **ok thank you dr. Stark
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Tony: I thought so
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Tony: when's your decathlon meet
Peter: 5
Tony: k
Peter: 😁
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Peter: Mr. Stark there's an emergency
Tony: where are you
Peter: McDonald's. The cashier said "enjoy your food" and I said "you too" And now i can't go back
Tony: I literally just sent like five iron-man suits to your location, peter
Tony: be serious next time
Peter: this is serious. how am I gonna get mcdonalds now??
Tony: if It bothers you that much use the one in the compound
Peter: you.. you have a McDonalds in the compound?
Tony: ye
Peter: 👌✨🍟🍔✨🤯😁
Tony: why do you use so many emojis
Peter: it builds ✨ c h a r a c t e r ✨
Tony: sure
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
FanfictionA whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:) -- MY CONTENT AND ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR ST*RKER SHIPPERS. THIS IS A PUBLIC AND VERY LOUD DNI. GTFO MY PAGE.
