a/n:text time, motherhuggers.
⚠️panic attack tw⚠️
IronDad: I'm begging you to change my contact name
Underoos: you're begging?????? My contact name is literally underwear
IronDad: that sounds like a personal design flaw kiddo
Underoos: .
XXX
IronDad: go to sleep and get off Twitter
Underoos: no
Underoos: mr. stark did you just ban my Twitter
Underoos: holy cow you did
IronDad: sleep. now. Spider kids need their rest.
Underoos: ur not my real mom
IronDad: you are exhausting
Underoos: hm maybe you should go to sleep mr. stark
IronDad: How dare you.
Underoos: :)
XXX
Underoos: md syrk hrlp
IronDad: kid?
Underoos: I csnt bresthr anf my hanfs are shsakign
IronDad: Okay, listen kid. Take a deep breath. You can do it.
Underoos: Ok
IronDad: you've got this, Peter. Do you want me to call? Keep breathing, kiddo
Underoos: cqnf call in public
IronDad: you need me to come get you?
Underoos: please
IronDad: omw
XXX
Underoos: Mr. Stark!!! Look at this spicy meme
Underoos:
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Underoos: :D
IronDad: ok
Underoos: :(
IronDad: Sorry pete. I'm stressed with paper work right now. The meme was good, thank you
Underoos: u need me to come over for emergency movie night?
IronDad: yes
Underoos: yes!!!!! We're watching the office
IronDad: which one
Underoos: mr. stark please don't ask stupid questions
IronDad: woah
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
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