Civil War didn't happen but yet Tony and Peter are still close. Idk
*Tony Stark added Peter Parker to The Avengers Group Chat*
Natasha: is peter spider-man?
Peter: no
Tony: yes
Peter: :/
Natasha: haha
Steve: Wow, you made Natasha laugh. Welcome to the family, Peter.
Peter: oml Steve Rogers just welcomed me to the avengers fam I'm shook
Steve: What?
Tony: we don't understand your weird lingo, kid
Peter: oml= oh my lord, fam= family, shook= shocked in an exasperated way
Steve: Oh. Thanks for explaining, Peter.
Peter: :)
Bruce: Tony I need you in the lab
Peter: Bruce?? Like, Bruce banner?!
Natasha: yeah.
Bruce: sorry, but the hulk isn't coming out for fan meets until comic-con
Peter: who needs the hulk when you have Bruce banner?! This is so cool
Clint: caw caw
Peter: uhh I don't know what sounds spiders make uhmmm
Natasha: Thwip thwip
Peter: oh right we have two spiders hecc that's amazing
Vision: Hecc is not a word.
Peter: you are literally the internet, how do you not know that hecc is a word?
Vision: I feel like that's an insult.
Tony: leave the kid alone, vis
*Vision has left the chat room*
Peter: can I change my name?
Natasha: I don't see why not
*Peter Parker has changed his name to 'totally not a potato chip'*
totally not a potato chip: :)
Clint: haha
Steve: I'm confused.
totally not a potato chip: are you guys excited for Halloween?
Bruce: I'm not.
totally not a potato chip: why not?? It's so spoopy!
Steve: it's so poopy? 🤭😬
(Ok but that actually happened in my family's group chat and I was wheezing. Steve is a literal mom)
totally not a potato chip: n0-
Tony: what happened when I was gone? Geez
Natasha: actual chaos, tony.
Tony: who is 'totally not a potato chip'??
totally not a potato chip: your son
Tony: Peter change your name back
totally not a potato chip: 😞
Tony: Peter
totally not a potato chip: Mr. Stark
Tony: Spider-Man
totally not a potato chip: IronMan
Tony: son
totally not a potato chip: d a d
Clint: guess I'm not the only dad now hAHA
Bruce: Steve you owe me $45
Steve: Darn
Bruce: language
Natasha: language
Tony: language
Clint: language
*Thor has entered the chat room*
Thor: language
totally not a potato chip: ‼️
Tony: haha fanboy
totally not a potato chip: T H O R ? ?
Thor: Why is a potato chip talking to me?
Tony: kid I know you're crying, my watch tells me when ur heart rate is elevated and stuff
totally not a potato chip: leave me alone I just met Thor
Natasha: awww
Steve: That's adorable.
Thor: I'm glad you like me, but how does a potato chip have feelings?
Tony: that's not a potato chip, it's a kid named Peter. He's Spider-Man.
Thor: Ah, yes. The man of spiders. I've heard of him.
totally not a potato chip: I am s o b b i n g
Bruce: that's rlly cute
Natasha: :)
Clint: ok but this is adorable
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
FanfictionA whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:) -- MY CONTENT AND ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR ST*RKER SHIPPERS. THIS IS A PUBLIC AND VERY LOUD DNI. GTFO MY PAGE.
