BMC/DEH Characters as things my friends have said

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My friends say a lot of weird stuff, and some of them remind me of what the characters from BMC or DEH would say.

Heere we go!

BMC:

Jeremy: Why do homework when you can think about how hot Stephanie Hsu is?

Michael: It's not illegal unless you think it is

Rich: I know I'm 5'1 but I will fight you if you insult Taylor Swift one more time

Jake: Would Pennywise make a good president?

Christine: *hisses* No touching my Hamilton bootlegs!!!

Jenna: If you hang up on me, I will milk your spleen

Chloe: What if we were having an intimate moment and then I snapped your neck?

Brooke: I don't know which is lower, My IQ or my self-esteem

SQUIP: If you say 'lit' one more time, we're gonna have a problem

Mr. Reyes: Can we not worry about the spider in (insert name)'s backpack? *under breath* I should have taken that opportunity to go to Canada three years ago

Now for the Dear Evan Hansen characters:

Evan: What if you got so high you started floating?

Connor (to Evan): That's not what high means

Alana: I haven't slept in four days, but if you think I will fail this test, you're wrong

Zoe: If someone flickers the lights while I'm watching Stranger Things again, you will feel my wrath

Jared: (why are your hands so cold?) I don't know, man. I think my soul is leaking out again.

Heidi: If Miss Saigon is touring in France, I will yeet on that plane

Larry: Wait what's a vine?

Cynthia: You can have my butter cake recipe over my dead body

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