Brooke: Ya wanna know something fun? I've blown my nose 27 times today.
Chloe: Turn the other way, you imbecile.
Christine: No, please don't take away my Starbucks card.
Jenna: I photosynthesis.
Alana: It's always fun when you're half a page into a book and three characters have died...
Rich: I'm not gonna bleed out on an empty stomach.
Cynthia: Can someone please explain what 'that's the tea' means?
Evan, to Heidi: Do I have permission to curse?
Connor: WHERE DO ALL THESE NOTES KEEP COMING FROM
Zoe: Ooooooof I can't hit that note
Jared: I've gone all day without saying that's what she said.
Heidi: What have I told you about listening to Avenue Q?!?!
Jeremy: *writes a nursery rhyme about stressing over homework*
Michael: I don't like that plant. It's giving me....A u d r e y v i b e s.....
Jake, after hearing a sad story: F
Larry: Isn't minecraft still goin' around?
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BMC & DEH One-Shots and Headcannons
Short StoryI decided to start a one-shot book, with any ship from The following: -Be More Chill -Dear Evan Hansen -Maybe some Heathers Forrest Gump quotes are included in some chapters because I am obsessed with that movie I will take requests as well! Happy...
