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Party Games #1(Damon)

Freebies

Humor: Reader x Damon Salvatore

Imagine you and Damon sharing your freebie lists during a party conversation.

  "Why don't we all share our freebie lists?" Kai Parker suggested as everyone gathered around at the party.
  "Our what?" Stefan Salvatore asked.
  "Come on, everyone has one," Kai argued. "A list of five celebrities you're allowed to cheat with!"
  "Isn't that a Friends episode?"
  "Yeah, but, come on. There's a Friends episode for everything," he reasoned. "We all have one!"
  "Yeah, he's right," Caroline admitted. "Everyone does. Come on! Let's go around and share, it'll be fun!"
  "I'm in," Elena nodded. "Oh. (Y/N)! You've been quiet. You go first," she grinned.
  "No! You go, Damon!" You cried laughing.
  "Fine," he smiled. "Just to be clear; this isn't a list of people I'd cheat with, just people I'd be down for a threesome or, you know, more-some, with you," he promised you. "Uh, Scarlett Johansson...."
  "I can definitely see that," you nodded appreciatively.
  "Beyoncé...."
  "Same," you admitted.
  "Amber Heard...."
  "Okay, understandable."
  "Gal Gadot...."
  "Wow, yeah, totally!"
  "And, Mrs. Incredible!" Damon finished.
  "Babe. You know she's a cartoon, right?" You asked expectantly. "And married?"
  "I know, but—"
  "No, I definitely get it," you nodded.
  "Let's hear yours!" Damon suggested with a smirk, raising his eyebrows.

  "Okay," you sighed. "Here's my threesome list. Michael B. Jordan," you began.
  "Damn. I'm not even jealous," Damon decided.

  "Jensen Ackles...."
  "Pretty eyes," Damon nodded appreciatively.
  "Chris Evans...."
  "Again with the eyes," Damon commented. "Am I your fetish or something?"
  "Uh, Tinashe...."
  "Wow," Damon murmured. "Approved!"
  "And Alexandra Daddario," you concluded.
  "Approved, and again, the eyes!" Damon exclaimed. "You love me."

  "Yes. I do," you agreed, as you both leaned in for a kiss as everyone watched awkwardly, somewhat amused.