Kayden Has Two Types of Deres, Guess it
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Time: 11:01 AM
Location: India, United Arab Emirates
Status: Normal
In a Middle of a Desert, Joseph was trying to teach us how to ride a Camel, Riding a car and sudden ambush might more risky. A Camel Dust snores almost hit polnareff's face and the odor is horrible, making him close his nose with his hand and spray with perfume.
Polnareff: I-Its Stink! Hey Mr. Joestar, How do you get on it? It's like three meters tall.
Joseph: well you see, with camels.. you make them sit first, and then get on.
Joseph tried to pull a leash to make a camel sit down, it didn't.
Joseph: hmm?
Joseph tries again, the Camel got irritated and resist.
Joseph: *Grunt* You make them sit first and, *grunt* then get on.. *grunt* YOU MAKE THEM SIT THEN GET ON!
Kayden: -_-
The Camel Refuse.
Joseph: J-Just one moment. It's gonna sit down right now.
Joseph Forcing the Camel to Sit.
Joseph: SIT DOWN! DAMN IT, YOU STUBBORN ANIMAL!!
Kayden: tell me you have ridden camels before, right?
Joseph: I've seen that really long movie, Lawrence of Arabia, Three times! I Know very well how to ride a camel! Though, Two of those times, I slept through half of it.
Kayden: BAKA BAKA! Watching a Movie that riding a Camel doesn't mean you know how to ride it! You Really haven't ride the camels in the first place either!
Now Joseph is Covered in Camel's Saliva.. Everyone just made a long groan staring at Joseph Joestar.
Joseph: It's great sunscreen! Didn't you know that? gahahahahahahahaha...
Kayden: Sunscreen? Its Disgusting! Filt! Immature Old Man!!
I shot Joseph Joestar's face with a Watergun.
Kayden: You Might didn't even know what mixture of saliva is coming from?
Joseph: S-Sorry..
10 seconds later Later
Joseph grab some apples inside his bag on the ground.
Joseph: Listen up. When dealing with animals, it's important to understand how they feel. Exactly how they feel!
Joseph shows an apple on front of the camel's eyes.
Joseph: Here~ Doesn't this apple look delicious? It's tasty!
The Camel's eyes got the attention on the apple, Joseph's hand lowered it and the camel sit and ate the apple.
Joseph: Look! See?! It sat down! If you take time to understand the camel, it'll sit down for you! Hehehehehehehe.
Kakyoin: uh, Joestar-san, look...
Joseph: hehehe- huh?
Kakyoin Points at Kayden, he was already riding on a camel with a smug face on Joseph and he drinks pepsi.
Kayden: ugh, stop wasting our and get on with it.
5 Minutes Later
Everyone is now riding on a camel
Joseph: Let's Get through that desert eveyone! Onward towards the northwest!
We Start to Move out and Stand proud full lyric music plays.
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Gmod Player X Random Worlds
FanfictionKayden Arrives in a New World again... Other Places, always Different. or even weird happens sometimes. This Was After Gmod Gamer X RWBY and Gmod Player X Isekai
