Daminette December

2020:19-Anti-Hero

"I need your help!" Deadpool shouted, stopping Marinette in her tracks.

"No." she answered, before trying to continue on her way.

"Come on! Just this once!" He pleaded.

"No." Marinette answered.

Damian grabbed Marinette's hand only to be stopped once more.

"Dad, I said no!" Marinette shouted.

"Spoil sport." Deadpool sighed, "You get that from your mother."

"How is Mom?" Mari questioned.

"She's doing better." Wade replied.

Deadpool noticed his daughter was holding hands with a young man and couldn't help but realize he looked familiar.

"I've seen you somewhere before." He stated.

Damian tensed, recognizing him from his youth.

Deadpool clapped his hands and cried, "Talia's demonic spawn!"

Damian sighed and nodded.

"How's the family business?" Wade questioned.

"They're dead." Damian spoke.

"Oof." Wade quickly backed off, "Still keeping it up?"

"I live with my father who is against my mother's teachings." Damian stated.

"Well, if you get tired of your old man, let me know and we can let those frustrations out." Deadpool smiled, hoping to learn a thing or two about his daughter's boyfriend, "Or...if you know someone who-"

Damian put up a finger and took out his phone.

"What is it with teenagers and their phones? Are you tweeting about this?" Deadpool questioned.

"Todd, I have a possible ally for you." Damian stated, ignoring Wade.

"Who?" Jason asked.

"Mari's father." He answered.

"What does Tom want?" Jason sighed.

"Her biological father." Damian replied.

"On my way!" Jason cried before hanging up.

"Who was that?" Deadpool questioned.

"One of the children my father adopted." Damian spoke.

"I'm not taking kids on a-" Wade spoke but was cut off as Red Hood skidded to a halt in front of them.

"Get on, Bitch, we're going artillery shopping!" Red Hood shouted.

Wade looked at his daughter and then towards her boyfriend, before yelling "Weeeee!"

Deadpool jumped onto the back of Red Hood's bike and they drove off.

"Do you have any idea on what you have done?" Marinette sighed.

"Todd will be out of the house, Father will be distracted, and I get you all to myself." He smirked.

Mari leaned up and kisses her boyfriend, before saying, "I'm not helping you get out of trouble when your father finds out or when Jason gets uncomfortable."

Damian frowned, confused.

"Dad is Bi and will flirt with Jason the whole time. The whole innuendo enchilada." Marinette claimed.

Damian only chuckled.

"They do say you should never meet your heroes." he answered.

Mari giggled and let him lead her to the manor.