𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞||𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎/𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜

F.H.-Choking

Five-Choking

(sorry I didn't post last two days,life is shit—)

(What are you thinking dirty minded bb's?)

(What I think it would be like having a child with Five Hargreeves—)

Third Person's P.O.V.:

"Okay you can't call him daddy anymore"Y/n announces as she sat down besides Five.

"Why?"Nigel whined

"But he's our dad"Penelope says as Charlotte nodded

"Yeah yeah,of course he's still your dad"Y/n answered

"Then why can't we call him daddy?"Nigel asks

"Cause he's my daddy and he's your dad"Y/n explains as Five choked on his coffee

~~~

"Dad why are you and mommy fighting last night?"Nigel asks as he sat beside Five who's eyebrows furrowed at him.

"They're fighting last night?"Allison asks worried about why the couple is fighting.

"Yeah"Nigel nodded and Y/n shook her head

"Now we're not"Y/n says

"But I hear you screaming daddy's namr last night"Nigel says making Y/n choke with nothing.

"What?"Klaus asks laughing as he sat beside Allison

"Yeah,and daddy told mommy to shut up and don't be so damn loud"Nigel shruggs as Klaus laughs more

~~~

"Uncle Klaus?"Nigel asks as he walks in the kitchen where everybody was.

"Yes my baby boy?"Klaus asks carrying Nigel

"Why is there handcuffs on mommy and daddy's bed?"Nigel asks as Y/n and Five chokes on their drinks.

"Uhhh..."

"They're playing police and robber!"Allison answered

~~~

"Hey Nigel where are your parents?"Klaus asks as he peaks in the twins room where Nigel is taking care of his sisters.

"They're taking a shower"Nigel blantly said

"Together?"Klaus asks and Nigel just nodded

~~~

"Are you making babies last night?"Migel innocently asks as everybody chokes on either their food,drinks or air.

"What?"Y/n asks as she pats Klaus's back.

"Well my friend says his parents make those noises because they're making babies"Nigel explains as the twins head perks up

"Babies?"Penelope asks and Charlotte squeled excitedly

"Sibling!"

"No!—no sibling!"Y/n exclaims

"Are you?—are you pregnant?"Allison asks

"What no?"Y/n answered

"Sibling?"Five smirks and Y/n smacks him

"You better shut your mouth Five,you're not the one pushing them out of your vagina"Y/n hissed and Five laughs

"What's a vagina?"Nigel asks and they all sighed

"Oh shit"

~~~

"Where are your parents Nigel?"Allison asks as she enters the academy with Claire.

"Daddy went to the store to buy a belt"Charlotte answered as she waved at Claire.

"And mommy is sick so she's on bed." Nigel informs Allison who sat beside him.

"What?,what happened?"Allison asks

"She said they were doing exercises last night and mommy was soooo exhausted she can barely walk"Penelop explains as Allison's eyes widened when Y/n enters the room limping.

"You okay?"Allison asks

"Okay what did the kids tell you now?"Y/n asks crossing her arms when she saw Allison's eyes.

"Uhhh that you were busy last night?"Allison whispered

"Oh yeah,me and Five went to the gym—"

"Please tell me you don't believe that bullshit!"Klaus yells from the balcony upstairs.

"Bullshit?"Charlotte asks and Y/n sighed

~~~

"What are you watching?"Nigel asks poking in the room

"Not for kids,"Five answered

"Can you go with the twins?,they're watching frozen"Y/n smiles and Nigel nodded excitedly as he rans away and the couple continued watching Friends with Benefits.

(Hello to our maid who made me watch 'Friends with Benefits' when I was 5 years old.If I saw you again,I swear—)