𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞||𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎/𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜

F.H./A.G.-Interviews(Pt.3)

Five/Aidan-Interviews(Pt.3)

I searched Nigel Hargreeves moments on youtube cause I forgot that they didn't exist for a moment...Kill me now please.

—Reader's interviewing Nigel and the twins—

Y/n:Look at this cutie—this is my baby now *pinches Five's cheeks while he playfully rolls his eyes*

Nigel/Twins:But we're your baby! *pouts*

Y/n:Well are you gonna sit down and let the gorgeous singles *laughs* interview you?

Charlotte:Where?

Nigel:What do you mean where?

Penelope:Where are the gorgeous singles?,all I see are singles

Author/Readers:✋👁👄👁

Y/n:Okay...lets just start the interview please

For Nigel—"Can you give me tips on how to be an angel?"

Nigel:But you're already one???

Diego:Smooth

For the three—"who are your favorite uncle/aunt?"

Nigel:Mine's uncle Ben or Diego

Penelope:Mine is uncle Ben

Charlotte:Mine is uncle Klaus

Penelope:He's your favorite because he lets you bully him

Charlotte:I'll give you my candies

Penelope:*shuts up*

For the three—"What's it like having two fine parents?"

Nigel:Amazing!—they're both beautiful and we are too *smiles with his dimples*

Twins:Mommy's really gorgeous *nods*

For the three—"Diego or Klaus?"

Nigel/Twins:UNCLE KLAUS

Diego in the corner:Come on!—I give you guys extra candies!

Y/n:You did what?

Nigel:Uncle Klaus gave us a cake—

Twins:AND ICE CREAM!

Y/n:Klaus is this why they're so fucking giddy last night!?

Author:Lets go back to the questions before Y/n can kill either of them.

For Nigel—"What question do you want to be answered in life?"

Nigel:Uhhh...*fiddles with fingers*...How do you make babies?—

Everyone:NEXT QUESTION PLEASE—

For Nigel—"Charlotte or Penelope?"

Nigel:I love them both,they're my baby sisters

Twins:We love you too Ni ni!*hugs*

For the three—"Mom or Dad?"

Nigel/Twins:Mommy!

Y/n:I taught them well *wipes fake tears*

Five:Hey!

Nigel/Twins:Love you too dad!

For Nigel—"How many girlfriends do you have and how do I get one?"

Nigel:I have none because they said I cant have more than one and I dont want to be unfair so I broke up with all of them—but daddy have two tho—

Y/n:What? *glares*...*plays with knives*

Five:No I don't—

Nigel:Uncle Klaus told us about Delores?

Y/n:Oh I burned that bitvh its fine—she's an ex and I'm not a girlfriend—I'm the wife

Nigel:Oh—okay.Well I can be your boyfriend if you can't find one ms.questioner

For Nigel—"Why are you so adorable?"

Nigel:Thank you *smiles with dimples*

Twins:We're adorable too

Y/n:Of course you two are *kisses cheeks*

For the three—"What's your favorite toys?"

Charlotte:I like the guns daddy and mommy got me

Penelope:I like my blocks and legos,I put them under uncle Luther's feet one time he almost tear up—I'll put more next time

Nigel:I love the teddy bear uncle Ben got me

For the three—"What's your favorite color?"

Charlotte:I love the color of mommy and daddy's eyes

Penelope:Yeah me too

Nigel:Me three! *shows three fingers*

For the twins—"Elsa or Anna?"

Charlotte:Elsa,I want to be her in halloween

Penelope:Anna

For the twins—"Frozen or Moana?"

The twins:We both love them

For the three—"Luther or Diego?"

Nigel/Twins:Uncle Diego

Luther:Ouch

Nigel/Penelope:Sorry!

Charlotte:I'm not sorry

For the three—"Klaus or Ben?"

Nigel:Uncle Ben

Twins:Uncle Klaus

Klaus:Aha!I'm the favorite!

Ben:Yeah?,who do they ask for everytime they're about to go to sleep?

Klaus:Ouch Benny,you dont have to point that out

For the three—"Five or Klaus?"

Nigel/Twins:DADDY!

Five:*turns around to wipe a tear away*... next question please

For the twins—"Who's your favorite princess?"

Penelope:We love rapunzel so much

Charlotte:Yeah we do,because she reminds us of mommy

Y/n:*wipes happy tears*

Nigel:Yeah but Elsa also reminds us of mommy cause they're both strong and all

Twins:Facts

Y/n:*sobs* my babies

For the three—"Favorite movies?"

Nigel/Twins:HARRY POTTER

Y/n:*claps*

For the twins—-"What's your favorite snack?"

Charlotte:If we tell you would you get us?

Penelope:We like ice cream,cake,pancake uhhh...

Charlotte:Waffles...Pretzels...uhhhh...strictly chocolate flavors tho and—

Y/n:I think they got the point hun why don't we get you your fave snacks okay?

Nigel:Yes please mommy—I'm hungry

Five:Okay lets go

Charlotte:Yehey!Snacks *follows her parents and Nigel*

Penelope:And I like chocolate chip cookies...oreos and—

Author-Hun they're already eating in the kitchen

Penelope:No no you need to know this miss author and your fellow readers—

Y/n:Penny lets go—*wraps arms around Penelope

Penelope:AND I LIKE POPCORNS

Author:NOTED!