"YUJIN AND WONYOUNG SITTING IN A TREE-"
"YENA GET AWAY FROM ME"
"FIRST COMES LOOOOOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE-"
"AND YENA WITH SERIOUS SPINAL DAMAGE"
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Stranger: Hey, someone wants your number
Yuri: Oh really? Who?
Stranger: That girl over there *points at Yena*
Yuri:
Yuri, yelling to Yena: BRO WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED
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Eunbi: You know, when I was your age-
Wonyoung: When I was your height-
Eunbi: I give you five seconds to run before I get my knife
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Hair Person: So, how do you like your hair cut?
Yujin: Scissors are always a safe bet, but if you have a sword, I'm totally up for it!
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How tall are you?
Yujin: 5' 7"
Minju: 5' 5"
Wonyoung: 5' 7"
Hyewon: 5' 4"
Nako:
Nako: ... tall enough to kill you all
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Eunbi: Okay Hii-chan, I want you to swear-
Hitomi: Fuck
Eunbi:
Eunbi: I meant, like, promising...
Hitomi: Oh okay
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Chaeyeon: Hi, I'm Chaeyeon, and you are...?
Sakura: Questioning my sexuality
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[Hitomi as a tour guide]
Hitomi: Hi, welcome to Seoul, Korea
Hitomi: If you look to the left, you have Seoul
Hitomi: If you look to the right, you have Seoul
Hitomi: And if you look at me, you should note that I don't get paid enough for this
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Hyewon: Have you guys done the crossword? I need a four letter word that means "small"
Wonyoung: Nako
Nako: *gasps* YOU LITTLE-
Hyewon: Hey, it works
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Sakura: I've never had a friend before
Chaeyeon: Don't be sad, I can be your friend!
Sakura:
Sakura: I've also never had a girlfriend...
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