Summary: Reader has never been a fan of children, and JJ, Penelope, and Emily set out to change that with the help of an unknowing Dr. Reid.
TW: Mention of sleeping drugsI don't really like kids. I'm aware that the statement is blunt, but I've been told to speak my truth so...here.
People always tell me: "Oh, Y/N! You'll understand when you're older, parenthood is a gift." Blah. Blah. Blah.
Well, I'm 27, and I still see no appeal. When Penelope and JJ found out I wasn't a fan of kids, they went apeshit on me. Like actually."Y/N, you cannot be serious!" Penelope slammed her hands on the desk dramatically.
"Surprise, I can."
"I thought the same thing but—" JJ began.
"You totally did not," Spencer chimed in from his desk. "You loved Jack the day you met him."
"Spence, not now."
I sighed. "Maybe kids just aren't for me."
"But why?!" Penelope groaned.
"Okay, uh...they cost a lot of money, they cry, they whine a lot, they—"
"You've got her going now," Emily said, snickering as she walked over.
"I'm just being realistic!" I exclaimed.
"About?"
"Why kids are overrated, and I don't want them."
Emily chuckled. "I've got a question for you, Y/N."
"And what would that be?"
"Have you ever actually been with a kid longer than 10 minutes?"
And that's how I wound up co-babysitting with Spencer while the 3 musketeers went out to get wasted. Truthfully, I always thought Spencer was kind of cute, so it was probably his presence that sealed the deal. Plus JJ said she'd pay me. I became Strauss' assistant last year, which actually doesn't suck as much as most people think. I basically just hang out with the team until she makes me file some papers, then I do it again. And the pay is great. She was very clear with the whole "oh, don't fraternize with other agents thing" but yet she still thinks I don't know she's banging Rossi. I see why she isn't a profiler. But either way, I care about my easily replaceable job too much to risk it with boy wonder over there. Or so I think...
"Hey," Spencer said, opening the door to JJ's place.
"Hi," I replied in a tone that was so obnoxiously high that I wanted to fling myself off the edge of a cliff.
"I'm sure you remember Henry."
"Uh...vaguely?"
Spencer snickered, the little boy still clinging to his leg. "Henry, this is your mom and I's friend from work, Y/N. Can you say hi?"
He glanced up from behind his leg.
Jesus Christ, he's tiny."...Hi."
I gulped, smiling nervously. "Hello, I'm Y/N." Spencer just said that, dumbass.
"I'm Henry."
"I uh I like your shirt...dinosaurs are cool."
He smiled ever so slightly. Score. "Wanna see my dinosaur toys?"
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Spencer Reid: Oneshots
FanfictionI just think fluff is cute, so I wanted to write my own about the very wonderful Dr. Spencer Reid. These are all my own, so please please please don't steal anything. If anything is similar to someone else, I'm sorry! (I'm trying to do original idea...