Spencer Reid: Oneshots

Under Pressure

Summary: Reader begins feeling pressured to take their relationship with Spencer to the next level by their friends.
Warning: Light sexual content (doesn't ever get too crazy)

You had strict parents growing up.

Not so strict that you detested them, but they had the policy of following their rules until you moved out. No drinking, curfews, no boyfriends, etc.

Unlike most teenaged girls, you obeyed those rules out of fear of punishment and respect for your parents. Did you have a few "boyfriends" in middle school? Yeah, but you guys would hold hands once and then just magically break up.

It didn't really bother you to see your friends all getting into relationships, you were busy with preparing for college and track.

Although your single status did not stop your friends from giving you every single detail of a relationship. Every. Single. Detail.

"I didn't even know you could like do it standing up like that—"

"Thanks for sharing! I'm done listening now," you murmured.

F/N shifted in her seat. "So tell me, Y/N."

"Tell you what?"

"Have you and Spencer...ya know?" She made this sort of face.

"What?"

"You know," she whispered sharply.

You still looked puzzled.

"Have you guys fucked?"

"What?! No! Oh my god! F/N!"

"It's a valid question! I don't think you've ever had a real boyfriend."

"We're moving slowly," you said quietly.

"It's been like half a year, most people are at it after one date."

"We're not most people."

"Geez, you're acting like you've never slept with someone before," F/N joked.

You pursed your lips. "Well..."

"Funny." F/N realized you were not kidding. "Oh."

"I never had a boyfriend."

"Hookups?"

"I'm scared of going to random people's houses."

"Your place?!"

"They'll know where I live."

"Bathrooms?"

"Unsanitary."

"Holy shit, you're a 26 year old virgin."

"You don't need to announce it to the whole world!"

"I'm just shocked. I mean I knew you were a little more reserved, but I thought you just kept that on the DL. But you have quite literally never had anything up there besides a tampon—"

"F/N! God, you're so gross!"

"No wonder you sucked at using those when we were in college."

You flopped your head on the table. "Can we move on from this?"

"So are you and Dr. Reid just gonna live out your lives without getting past second base or something?"

"Second base," you scoffed. "Are we 14?"

"I think there are 14 year olds out there with more action than you."

"I will leave right now."