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stray kids : "daddy can you pass the salt?"

for those who don't know what this means:
your parents had invited you and your boyfriend at their house for dinner and while eating dinner, you ask "daddy can you pass the salt?", referring to your father but they (bias) we're the one who picked it up instead of ur dad lololol. so yea enjoy :)

Bangchan (방찬) 🐺🦘

> ma boi straight up froze.
> like right after he picked it up his body froze.
> curses at himself.
> "I believe she was referring to me." Your dad chimed in.
> he tried so hard to think of a reason.
> "Ah ye-yes sir I was- gonna pass it to you since I was closer to it..."
> your dad gave him a 'i believe you but i kinda not really' face ykno what I'm sayin?
> he (ur dad) let's it slide... but chan is still screaming on the inside.

Leeknow (리노) 😈🐰

> HE DID NOT CARE PFAHAHHAHA
> he was so smooth ab it too.
> he picked it up.
> and handed it over to you.
> he then looks at your dad with a proud smirk.
> your dad was lowkey impressed lol.
> you facepalmed, at the same time impressed as well.

Changbin (창빈) 🐷🐰

> he didn't notice and immediately regrets it after handing it over to you.
> you straight up kicked him under the table.
> all your father did was chuckle.
> he was pretty chill ab it which made changbin sIGH IN HELLA RELIEEEEEF.
> "I- sorry sir I just-" "oh don't be sorry we want grandchildren anyways." Your mom chimes in, giggling.
> "mom!!"

Hyunjin (현진) 🦙🥟

> p a n i c
> "I'm sorry sir I thought I heard 'baby' because that's- that's what she calls me and it kinda rhymed..." your dad nodded in response.
> "Ah... alright?"
> he placed his hand on his chest, being so relieved.
> u both bursted out laughing ab it when u both got home 😭

Han (한) 🐿🥜

> he picked up the salt.
> paused.
> and dROPPED THE SALT.
> yes he dropped the salt :)
> "ah- sorry my hand was slippery..." he excused.
> ur dad was  c o n f u s i o n.
> "it's okay... but she called for me." your dad spoke up.
> "unless she calls you daddy." Your dad chuckled.
> "uhm- sir it's not what you think I-" "it's fine, I've heard other people call their partners worse than that. But daddy isn't too bad. It's just... a bit weird but. You do you."
> you both looked at eachother and SIGHHHEDDD INNN REELIEFFF, glad that your dad didn't think about it in that way.
> well that was close.

Felix (필릭스) 🐥🍪

> ma mans was smooth.
> smoother than butter.
> he was gonna reach out for the salt but grabbed the pepper beside the salt instead to sprinkle on his steak.
> your dad got the salt and handed it to you.
> you looked over at him to see his reaction.
> you see him smirking at you, he leaned in to whisper in your ear, "See that? Smooth, aren't I?"
> you chuckled in response, glad you both didn't get in trouble.

Seungmin (승민) 🐶⚾️

> he picked it up and my boi malfunctioned.
> he froze mid-air and looked over at your dad who was slightly glaring.
> "Ah sorry sir I- It was closer to me so I thought... I'd hand it over instead."
> he was trying his best not to be suspicious but you tried your best to hold in your laughter.
> "...Are you sure it's no-" "No sir we could never."
> pLS luckily ur dad believed him.
> you can't stop teasing him ab it.
> probably even 20 years later you'd still be teasing him ab it.

I.N. (아이엔) 🦊👑

> he was so close to reaching out for it.
> his hand shot up in the air and he immediately placed it back on his lap.
> you looked over to him.
> and it looked he just saw a ghost.
> KADJKSDJWSJ MA MANS PANICKED.
> when you both got home he'd tell you about it.
> "I feel like at that point my nerves we're going haywire." He said, placing his hand over his chest.
> "HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE." You laughed.
> he pushed you off the bed :D

i got this idea from instagram, i can't remember the acc im sorry but credits to whoever they are!!