The Greatest Hero of All Time

~The Oraculum~

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Smoking,use of drugs

Sasha's POV:

I ask out loud, "Who is this, 'Absolem?" The dodo bird, "He's wise. He's absolute" The twins add in perfect unison, "He's Absolem!" We enter a foggy area where a caterpillar is smoking while sitting on a mushroom and when he is revealed he asks me, "Who are you?"

I ask him, "Absolem?" He snaps back at me, "You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. The question is, 'Who are you?" He blows some smoke in my face and I cough and answer, "Sasha."

Absolem, "We shall see" I ask him again, "What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am" He rolls his eyes, "Yes,you ought. Stupid girl!" He orders them to 'Unroll the Oraculum.'

The White Rabbit explains, "The Oraculum.' Being a calendrical compendium of Underland." I made an observation, "It's a calendar" and the caterpillar snaps at me again, "Compendium. It tells of each and every day since the Beginning."

The White Rabbit, "Today is 'Gribling Day' in the time of the Red Queen." He points to a picture and this is what I see:

Absolem, "Show her the 'Frabjous Day." Tweedledee, "Mmm. Yeah. 'Frabjous Day' being the day that you slay the Jabberwocky."

I ask with confusion, "I'm sorry? Slay a what?" Tweedledum points out, "Oh,yeah. That being you there with the Vorpal sword. No other sword can kill the Jabberwocky,no how."

Tweedledee, "If it ain't Vorpal,it ain't dead." This next picture I see sort of terrifies me:

I back away,frightened, "That's not me"'The mouse rolls her eyes, "I know" Rabbit, "Resolve this for us,Absolem. Is she the right Sasha?" Absolem answers, "Not hardly."

Mouse, "I told you" Rabbit, "Oh,dear" Tweedledee, "I said so" Tweedledum, "I said so!" Tweedledee, "Counter wise,you said she might be!" Tweedledum, "No,you said she would be if she was!"

The flowers begin to judge me, "Little imposter . Pretending to be Sasha. You should be ashamed!" The rabbit held a very disproving look on his face, "I was so certain of you."

I said, "I'm sorry. I don't mean to be the wrong Sasha" I stop, "Wait. This is all a dream. I'm going to wake up now and you are all going to disappear."

I pinch myself but when I open my eyes,they are still, all right there in front of me. Ruby speaks, "That's odd. Pinching usually does the trick for you."

The mouse brings out her little sword, "I could stick you if that would help" I lit up, "It might actually. Thank you" The Mouse, "My pleasure" she strikes me but I feel instant pain, "Ow!"

Then a big beast with big black spots,sharp teeth,giant claws and a thin tail appears and the twins shout in terror and in amazing unison, "Bandersnatch!"

We all start to run and the guards that look like red playing cards begin to capture everyone in sight, except for me,Ruby,the twins and the tiny mouse.

I stop, "Wait. Ruby stop. It's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me" I turn around to face the beast and Ruby looks horrified, "What are you doing? Sasha!" The tiny mouse yells, "Run! You great lug!" After the beast roars in my face and I smell its awful breath. The mouse stabs it in its eye and run off with it.

The beast strikes my arm and it burns really badly and it is huge, "Ow!!" We all continue to run until we come upon a crossroads at a twisty tree with signs pointing in different directions.

The twins begin to play a game of tug a war with me again, "This way,East to Queast" "No,South to Snud." A bird then enters the scene, "Ruby,duck!" We both duck as the bird grabs the twins by its talons and carries them off in the direction of 'Snud.'