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We cut to Uberta's palace where we see Uberta herself in her dressing room reading her birthday cards from her subjects and fellow rulers

We cut to Uberta's palace where we see Uberta herself in her dressing room reading her birthday cards from her subjects and fellow rulers

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Uberta: ohoho! More birthday wishes! I love it! I love how my fellow royals shower me with praise and respect! Ahh! The duke of wixom. "Dearest Uberta, don't be sad, don't be blue, we still think your nifty, your still hear, your still kicking," EVEN THOUGH YOUR FIFTY?!?! Ugh! That he should MENTION the very number!

She proceeds to get another card hoping it wasn't like that one

Uberta: "so, your turning fi-" oh well I got a number for you buddy! EIGHTY SIX!!!!

Uberta tosses that card away and picks out another one, to which pops out revealing a pop up 50 almost giving her a heart attack

Uberta: oh! Where is Derek's letter?? Surely he wouldn't treat me so impolitely

She proceeds to dig through the pile of birthday cards in hopes of finding it but to no avail

Uberta: oh! He's so busy with his new kingdom, he's forgotten his own mother! Wait. My birthday isn't until tomorrow!

At that moment chambolin enters the room

Chambolin; Uh, message from prince Derek

Uberta: YES! Let me guess. He's holding a ball in my honor. No no no, he's published a new holiday! Oh! Uberta's day!

Chambolin: Um, actually, the imps from last years ball have come for a visit, and someone's set his fields afire, your majesty

At that moment, uberta's joy shriveled away as her lips quivered with surprise and sorrow

Chambolin: Um, Uberta?

Uberta: it's more than I can bare!

Chambolin: thankfully no one was hurt my queen

Uberta: Don't you know what this means chambolin?

Chambolin; Uh...war?

Uberta: NO!!! Now Derek is sure to forget my birthday

At that moment Uberta starts sobbing like a girl with chambolin right there groaning. Why she bad to be such a drama queen was anyones guess

We cut back to Swan lake as Derek and the head chef are walking down the halls

Chef: Um, these are the choices for Sunday's dinner with the king of lekinshire. I'm thinking he'd like my fettuccine Alfredo?

Derek: I'm thinking he'd be crazy not to

Chef: oh! Hehe, thank you sir!

Derek then looks to the wall painters and sees the paint half shade darker just as he had asked for last night

Derek: there ya go guys!

The painters look to Derek and one another in joy as Bridget comes with a picnic basket in her hands

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