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We cut to everyone excluding George as the all came to celebrate juniors fifth birthday party. All the while Ursula was wondering what was keeping George

Ursula: l wonder what's keeping your father. Guess we might as well get started

Millie: okay. Remember junior, you better have a good wish up your sleeve because you can wish for practically anything in the entire world!

"Except your grandmother, because she's already here."

Everyone looks to see Beatrice right across from them

Junior: grandma!

Ursula: mother?!

Beatrice: Hello, Junior. Well, where's that husband of yours? Shouldn't he be at his own son's birthday party?

Ursula: He's running late.

Beatrice: How could he possibly be running late? This is the jungle. Traffic back up on the Bukuvu Expressway?

On cue George swings in and starts swinging on the rails of a literally swing until before eventually falling flat on his stomach right in front of the gang

George: George sorry he's late, but zug-zug treaty broke down and had to step in. Hello, old Mrs Ursula.

George walks forward for a hug but Beatrice trips him making him fall down

Narrator: ever resourceful, Beatrice cunningly connived to tempt Ursula and Junior back home using a ploy that has worked for grandparents since the beginning of time.

Beatrice: l have gifts for you.

ya gotta admit, that's pretty stellar

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....ya gotta admit, that's pretty stellar

Millie: damn

Ursula: Mother, you shouldn't have.

George: George also make present.

George proceeds to walk up to a tree and gets a long wrapped up object. He then gives it to junior who unwraps it to reveal a pretty sharp spear

Junior: Whoa! Cool, a spear!

Beatrice: That's nice.

George: Yeah.

Beatrice: How'd you like to play with this?

She proceeds to show them to a little robot dog toy. George and junior look at it with curiosity as Beatrice turned on the controls and made it move around

Beatrice: You just flip the switch and it can do anything you want.

Millie: you mean like this?

She then takes the controller and intentionally controls the dog to walk right up to Beatrice foot. She then has the toy stand right in front of her foot, lift its leg, and then peed on her making Millie smirk while Beatrice grimaced

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