The White Beast

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The next morning, three troodons peck around the water melon Sid tried to feed Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko but are forced to flee when Buck, the herd and the gang come into view

Buck: Everybody stop! [sniffs] I smell something!

Eddie: [sniffs his armpit] Ugh.

Buck crawls over to a tuft of Sid's fur laying on the ground along with pieces of Maisie, Ron, Norman, Derek and Spud's clothes, and a tuft of Rocket's fur and picks them up with his knife

Buck: Hmm. Smells like a buzzard's butt fell off. [sniffs and recoils in disgust] And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks.

Diego: That's Sid

Buck: Mammals and Irelanders, we have ourselves a crime scene. [holds up the clothe pieces and fur tufts] Tufts of fur and clothe pieces. [points to the eaten chicken leg] Half eaten cercus. [moves the broccoli out of the water] Hunk of... [recoiling in disgust] Ugh! No! Broccoli! [gags] Here's what I think happened.

Momma T-Rex attacks Sid

Buck: Dinosaur attacks Sid!

Sid grabs the broccoli and whacks Momma T-Rex with it

Buck: Sid fights back with piece of broccoli!

Sid proceeds to eat the broccoli before covering the screen with it

Buck: Leaving dinosaur...

Cut back to the heroes looking at it

Buck: A vegetable.

Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.

Bridget: and if the T. rex is dead where's its decapitating body?

Buck: Alright, alright. Good point. [clears his throat] Theory 2.

Sid eats broccoli when Momma T-Rex eats him before stepping on the broccoli and leaving

Buck: Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli.

Cut back to the heroes looking at it again

Buck: A vegetable.

Moxxie: when exactly did you become a crazy psycho again?

Buck: Hmm. Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. [sighs] But I loved her.

Diego: Uh, Buck, I think you missed a little clue over here.

Buck: Well, your friends may be alive, but not for long. Rudy's closing in.

They stare out across the landscape and there standing before them are the Plates of Woe

They stare out across the landscape and there standing before them are the Plates of Woe

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Crash and Eddie: Whoa.

Buck: You've got it. The Plates of Woe. Or whatever's left of them.

Meanwhile, Scrat is starting to slip towards the edge of the vine. He looks down at the lava again and whimpers. He tries to shake Scratte to wake her up but the vine lowers them further towards the lava. Scrat tries to think of something. He looks at the acorn then up at the ledge. Getting an idea, he starts to swing Scratte back and forth before throwing her up to the ledge but misses. He tries again and this time, he proves more successful when Scratte's saber teeth grip the edge of the ledge. Scrat lets go of the vine and swings himself, Scratte and the acorn up to the ledge and to safety. Scrat clutches his acorn in delight for a moment before Scratte falls into his arms, knocking the acorn onto the ground. Scratte wakes up, looks down at the lava sadly then up at Scrat who looks astonished. Grateful for him saving her life, she smiles lovingly at him and he does the same. The acorn rolls back to Scrat but Scrat kicks it away with his foot. He and Scratte share a sniff before kissing as lave erupts beside them before lowering back down to reveal that the mouth of the cave is heart shaped. Back at the Plates everyone crosses the edge of the chasm

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