Trying to change fate

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We cut to the sky as we see a large meteor fall. It then slams into the ice until it drills ALL the way into the lost world of dinosaurs. It's here we see a family of Dino birds, Gavin and his children Gertie and roger as they snatch the egg of a mother chasmosaurus

Gertie: Look at that! I got an egg. How many eggs did you poach, little brother?

Roger: Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs? I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?

Gertie: Sure, we could eat vegans.

Gavin: (GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family.

They then gasp at the sound of familiar singing and look to see Buck the weasel showing under a waterfall

They then gasp at the sound of familiar singing and look to see Buck the weasel showing under a waterfall

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Buck: With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.

Gavin: (GRUNTS) That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.

Buck: Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. (LAUGHS) It's a pun!
I'm winking under the eye patch.

He then dives down and proceeds in rescuing the egg from the Dino birds

Buck: A mother is crying
A damsel in distress
Foreboding intruders
have made such a mess
What I detect
is a lack of respect
For all that
is precious and dear
I am
the pint-sized protector
of this lost world
But my friends call me Buck.
Well played, guys.
I have a message,
bullies not welcome
Return what you've stolen
Go back where you came from
(VOCALIZING)
You know I'm greater,
so don't be a hater
You may be Jurassic,
but I am fantastic
(ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
Figaro
Oh, love that bit.
Running and climbing
and spinning and grinning
And dashing and diving
and dodging
And sliding and gliding
and staying alive
And these are a few
of the things
That I do before lunch
Death defying
Danger denying
Look, I'm flying
You might think I'm mad
But, hey, you only live once
No need to thank me
But if you insist, I won't resist
(Dino birds surround Buck)
Who smells like fish?
(Dino birds stop)
Hold on to your butts!
Class
(Voice makes rocks fall on Dino birds)
Dismissed

The mother chasmosaurus and Buck gives her back her egg. She licks her affectionately thanking him. Then the rocks move. The chasmosaurus takes her egg and leaves and Buck grabs a vine as the Dino birds free themselves

Buck: Oh, that was fun! Same time, same place, next week? Toodles! (LAUGHING)

Buck then flings himself into the air

Gavin: Congratulations, weasel. You just signed your death warrant.

We then cut to Buck as he glided through the air

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