To learn kung fu

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Back at the Jade Palace, the crowd continues to cheer for the Dragon Warrior as the palace pigs bring Po Moxxie and Millie (still in their perspective palanquins) to the top of the palace stairs and inside the main building. They drop Po and the imps to the ground and quickly exit.

PO: Wait a second!

The doors close, leaving Po Moxxie and Millie alone in the room.

Moxxie: Hello? Uh... I think there's been a slight mistake. Everybody seems to think that we're...

Millie looks in awe with where they were. The boys turn to where she was facing and were equally as amazed

 The boys turn to where she was facing and were equally as amazed

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PO: The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! Look at this place!

Po spots a rhino-suit of armor and runs up to it.

PO: Master Flying Rhino's armor. With authentic battle damage! [He turns and sees another famous artifact — the green sword previously seen in Po's dream. He runs up to it.] Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW! [He shakes his finger and sucks it. He then runs up to an apparently empty display.] The Invisible Trident of Destiny! [He looks up at a painting and gasps.] I've only seen paintings of that painting...

Po joyfully examines other kung fu artifacts... and then spots an urn which appears to be glowing from the inside. He gasps.

PO: [loudly] Nooo! Ohhhh! [He runs up to it.] The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors... said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! [He hesitates before coming close to the urn and whispering into it.] Hello?

"Have you finished sight-seeing?"

PO: [gasp] Sorry! I should have come to see you first!

"My patience is wearing thin."

Millie: Oh. Well, I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere.

"Do turn around."

PO: Sure. [He turns and sees Shifu.] Hey, how's it going? [Turns back to the urn.] Now how do you get get five hund— Master Shifu!

Startled, he accidentally knocks over the urn, and there is a ghostly wail as it shatters on the ground. Po, mortified, looks up at Shifu.

Millie: sorry. We didn't mean to break your, sacred urn

SHIFU: So you're the legendary Dragon Warriors, hmm?

PO: Uh... I guess so?

SHIFU: Wrong! [Po stands up, alarmed.] You are not the Dragon Warriors. You will never be the Dragon Warriors until you have learned the secret of the Scroll of Manda

They look up to the statue and see the scroll in one whisker and see the totem in the other

They look up to the statue and see the scroll in one whisker and see the totem in the other

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