Brypu Oneshot

Incorrect Quotes PT3

I'm wide awake and feel useless laying in bed forcing my self to sleep so buckle up.

All of these are from Tumblr
Mainly S x F incorrect quotes account I follow

These are just the fam in general some have Magnus and Bri, the brypu kids, you get what I mean
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Beginning of S2 when no one trusted Bryan

Inpu: "Why is that person glaring at you?'

Bryan: "Oh, they accused me of plotting against them for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They didn't know how to respond, so they've just been scowling at me from a distance ever since."

Inpu: " Shall we make an overly dramatic exit?"

Bryan: "Nothing would please me more."
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Inpu: Bryan texted me, "your adorable" and I replied, "No, YOU'RE adorable."

Magnus: And?

Inpu: And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo but I like him so I'm not gonna say anything.
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Inpu packing the kids lunch

Atlas: uh, I think I got your lunch, Femi.
*Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you <3

Femi: Ohh, yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
*Holds up a note that reads: Be good. For the love of God, Please be good. <3
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Inpu: You're an idiot.

Bryan: I'm your idiot *points smugly at her wedding ring* FOREVER.
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Trying to bond

Magnus: You know, you've got to love knitting needles. 1 can make a scarf with it, can make a hat, can stab someone's eyes out, can make mittens.

Bri: I'm sorry, what was that middle part?

Magnus: I can make a hat.
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The Triplets: Fight me!
(*cough* Atlas *cough*)

Inpu, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Bryan: Inpu annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day
tomorrow.

Femi: There's nothing special about tomorrow papa.

Bryan: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Bryan: ARE YOU-

Bri: Fucking.

Bryan: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Bri: Fucking.

Bryan: IDIOT!

Aphrodite: What was that?

Bri: Inpu banned Bryan from swearing, so I'm helping my brother.
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Inpu: Are vou mad?

Magnus: No.

Inpu: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Inpu: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Bryan periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk."

Inpu: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Lotus, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Papa.

Inpu, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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...I think I'm in love with Inpu.

Bri: Inpu?! As in Inpu "my cooking is toxic and I have the ability to decide a man's fate with the snap of fingers " Anubis No-Mikoto Inpu?! That Inpu?!

Bryan: Yes. Your thoughts?

Bri: and Prayers.
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Bryan: But what about Inpu?

Magnus: Don't worry about Inpy.

Magnus: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs,stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothin happened.—————————————
Bryan: So are we flirting right now?

Inpu: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Bryan: That doesn't answer my question
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*Aphrodite's Ball*
Bri, texting: Where the fuck did you and Inpu go?

Bryan, also texting: WE'RE FUCKING

Bryan: TRYING TO *message not delivered*

Bryan: GET DRINKS *message not delivered*

Bri: Ugh never-mind.

Bryan: NO WAIT *message not delivered*
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Triplets, throwing a pokeball at Bryan: Papa, I choose you!

Bryan, not looking up from his newly made flower vase and catching it: You need an Ultraball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Atlas: You're giving me a sticker?

Inpu: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"

Atlas: I'm not a baby!

Inpu: Fine, I'll take it back-

Atlas: No! I earned this, back off!
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I'm off to try and sleep again 😘😘😘😘😘
Bye my Scubbies 💛💛💛