Incorrect Quotes
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Ground beef...
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Mors: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous gameAtlas, nodding: Knife Monopoly?
Mors:
Mors: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is
————————————— Magnus : Bryan kissed you??Inpu: *stares woefully out the window*
Magnus: and you said 'thank you'?????
Inpu: *sighs*
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Bryan: Why do boys call other boys "pretty boy" as an insult???? that's probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy tell me im the prettiest boy you've ever seen.
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Bryan, to Inpu: hey bae- eeeitch! Hey bitchXylo: dude it's fine you can call eachother pet names, it's not weird or uncomfortable
Bryan: thanks Xylo
Bryan, to Inpu: anyway, hey daddy.
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Everyone at Bryan's funeral: so Bryan is not actually dead
everyone: what?Bryan, climbing out of the
coffin: yeah. but we will be keeping the sympathy giftsBri: if anyone has a problem w that they can take it up with us out in the parking lot
Bryan: thanks for coming everybody.
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Bryan: Has anyone ever told you they love you?Inpu: Do my parents count?
Bryan: Yeah
Inpu: then no
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Bryan: You can literally de-escalate any situation by asking "are we about to kiss?"Bryan: doesn't work if you're about to get a speeding ticket though
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(After Bryan's death before the triplets)Random camper: I just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm when off and he just? Stopped crying? And went right on back to work.
Xylo: That was Inpu.
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Inpu: Solis has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.Bryan : that cant be true!
Magnus (with the biggest grin): watch this.
Magnus: hey Solis, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Solis: [throws himself out the window]
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(One of the triplets): I'm mad.Inpu: *reading a book* what happened?
(One of the triplets): I just don't understand why people need to be mean.
Inpu: *flips page who did what?
(One of the triplets): someone said that I'm weird-
Inpu: don't take it as an insult, weird just means you're unique.
(One of the triplets): they said I'm a weird bitch with an ugly face.
Inpu: *stands up abruptly, the book falls to the floor*
Inpu: WHO SAID THAT? WHERE IS MY BAT?
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Inpu: Do you think your family likes me?Bryan: My mum literally begged you to marry me
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I was gonna have a another chapter but life is ass
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FanfictionGlad I deleted it because I plan to start it again but re write it so I can feel proud about I just didn't like the old stories and honestly started to cringe at them. So it worked out in the end