Glad I deleted it because I plan to start it again but re write it so I can feel proud about I just didn't like the old stories and honestly started to cringe at them. So it worked out in the end
Inpu, turning around with 100 mile stare, completely deadpan: I'm not your fucking father. —————————————- (I'm so sorry but it was too perfect) ❤️🔥
Inpu: I may be thousands of years old, but I have the body of a 20 years old man.
Bryan: Then show me, My Love.~
Inpu: *walks towards the freezer* ————————————— Bryan : I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!
Inpu: Babe, that's PTSD. ————————————— Bryan: *Hugs Inpu from behind*
Bryan: *Pets Inpu's ear slowly bring it towards him*
Bryan, *whispering*: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body. ————————————— After Cleopatra's Ball Inpu: *Covered in blood (for sexy reasons)*
Bryan:...
Inpu: Also I just got stabbed
Bryan:...
Inpu: Don't suppose there's anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch, and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there
Bryan knowing damn well he was about to do that:... ————————————— Bryan: Earlier Inpu said "hit the lights" and Solis stabbed the light switch and well-
Bryan: The Egyptian forms need a new wall, Inpu felt bad to ask you to take on a task like this so I came.
