Glad I deleted it because I plan to start it again but re write it so I can feel proud about I just didn't like the old stories and honestly started to cringe at them. So it worked out in the end
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————————————— Bryan: Two bros!
Bryan: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Bryan: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK! ————————————— Inpu: Pros and cons of dating me.
Inpu: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Inpu: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin- ————————————— Inpu: Go fuck yourself. (Romantic)
Bryan: smugly: Sure, but only if you watch. ————————————— Bryan: I think I'm falling for you.
Inpu: Then get up. ————————————— Bryan: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Inpu: Wow. They sound stupid.
Bryan: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Inpu: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... 'Hey! I love you!'
Bryan: I guess you're right. Hey Inpu, I love you.
Inpu: See! Just say that!
Bryan: Holy fucking shit.
Inpu: If that flies over their head then, sorry Bryan, but they're too dumb for you.
Bryan: Inpu. ————————————— Inpu : Dude-
Bryan: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Bryan: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude?? —————————————Inpu: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Bryan: Hi, I'm 'things'. ————————————— Bryan: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Inpu: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Bryan: ...
Bryan: You mean ring bearER, right?
Inpu: ...
Bryan: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. ————————————— Bryan: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Inpu: ..Have you never taken a shower before? ————————————— Inpu: Remember, Inpu, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Bryan: I think I crossed that line when I got a date. ————————————— Xylo : How was the honeymoon?
Inpu: Bryan got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Inpu: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Inpu: I love him. ————————————— Bryan: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Inpu: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Bryan: Holy moly-aaa! ————————————— (Little did he know...) Bryan: Hey, Inpu, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?Inpu: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Bryan: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Inpu: Can't really say I have.
Bryan: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Inpu: Sorry, Bryan. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy, a enby,a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody. ————————————— Inpu: Magnus, can you please tell Bryan that I'm mad at him? We're in the middle of a fight and I don't want to talk to him.
Magnus: You're literally sitting on his lap.
Inpu: Yes, what's your point? ————————————— Bryan: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Inpu: Oh. We're going out?
Bryan: Wh... ————————————— Xylo: I saw the most beautiful person outside today.
Inpu: That's impossible, Bryan has been inside with me all day. ————————————— Me rn:
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