Inpu: Don't over react.
Bryan about 4 ft under his yard continuing to shovel:
Me? Overreact? Never.
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Bryan: I want someone to neck me
Inpu : As in to hang by the neck; strangle; kill, eliminate, or the other meaning, to make love; to intently kiss or cuddle; to canoodle?
Bryan: Surprise me.
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Inpu: Are you crying?
Bryan, drunkenly sobbing: I lost Inpu.
Inpu: *put on glasses*
Bryan , smiling but still crying: I found you
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Momji: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Inpu: I'm a knife
Bryan: He's a little spoon.
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Bryan: "I love you to the moon and back"
Inpu: "I love you purple"
Bryan: "But ... that doesn't make any sense"
Inpu: "Neither does saying you love me 477710,173 miles you fucking cu—
(Very lovely person <3)
Bryan: "Oh god, you even calculated it?"
Inpu: "That's besides the point"
Bryan: "You're hopeless ...
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Inpu: I've been in love with you since the day I met you
Bryan: I just opened the door for you??
Inpu: Happy 2 minute
anniversary
(This can go either way and still be accurate XD)
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(Season 2)
Old camper, stressed and mad about SR: Fuck Bryan
Inpu:...
Inpu:I'm trying! Okay!?
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Inpu: [pulls out knife]
Bryan:How many of those do you have?
Inpu [pulling out more]: How many do you need?
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Bryan:Could you give me ideas for a gift to Inpu?
Magnus: Medication.
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(Season 2 because they're friendship is funny to me)
Inpu: So I like someone but uhhhh...
Magnus: His scared to tell because you'll be pissed all day.
Xylo: Just rip off the bandage.
Inpu: Bryan...
Xylo: Nvm put it tf back on.
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Inpu:Name something nice you can do for a person.
Magnus:...
Magnus [looks at smudged writing on hand]: Don't kill them.?
Inpu- That's my fault I set the bar to low.
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Bryan: They're the person of my dreams.
Bri: You say that about every dude you've dated.
Bryan: I had some nightmares along the way
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Magnus: I dare yo—
Inpu: Solis can't take dares.
Magnus:Why?
Solis: I have no care for my personal safety :D
(He just like me fr)
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Bryan [Texing]: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Bri: Scrabble isn't that bad
Bryan: It is when your playing with Inpu. It's always something like epidural instead of dog.
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Brypu Oneshot
FanfictionGlad I deleted it because I plan to start it again but re write it so I can feel proud about I just didn't like the old stories and honestly started to cringe at them. So it worked out in the end
