Brypu Oneshot

Stress Relief -A

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Bryan : Hey, do you want to take a bath with me?

Inpu: Bryan, I keep a spear next to our bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and stab me because I've obviously gone crazy.

(He down bad ((trust))
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Inpu, sliding a photo across the table: I need you to break this person's leg.

Magnus: ... This is a photo of you.

Inpu: Bryan wants me to try salsa dancing with him next week. I couldn't say no to his face. He's too cute.
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Bryan: You can't make everyone like you. You're not
Inpu.

Cal: Not everyone likes Inpu.

Bryan: Who doesn't?

Cal: Well-

Bryan: Names, now. Give me their names.
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Inpu: Once, I woke up before Bryan did and I stared at his pretty face in the early light while he was sleeping.

Inpu: And then dragged a piece of string across his face and yell "DARLING, WAKE UP! THERE'S A BUG ON YOUR FACE!!!"

Inpu: He's quite cute when he's angry.
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Inpu: I read the love letter you sent me.

Bryan, blushes: What are your thoughts?

Inpu: The fourth sentence...

Bryan: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-

Inpu: You used "your" when it should be "you're".

Bryan: ...

Inpu: ...

Inpu: I'm sorry.
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[Inpu turns on a lamp to read a book]

Bryan: You know, that lamp and I have a lot in common.

Inpu: I'm going to kick you off this bed if you say "We both light up your life".

Bryan: Actually, I was going to say that you can turn me on with a touch too.

Inpu: ...Get out.
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Atlas: Don't kill me! I  have parents!

Mors: You think I care about that?

Atlas: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
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On a fr note I still have so much love for my sillies but school is kicking my ass in every possible way 😭