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Day 3: Screaming Calendars- DreamTeam = Crack
CW
Cursing

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// Third Person POV //
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"I can't wait to see what I got!"

"Same!!"

"I triple that-"

Dream was the first one to open his secret Santa gift.

"Oh- a calendar with discs-
Thanks!"

Next was SapNap.

"IT'S! Oh. A calendar with fire on it-
Thanks-"

Lastly was George.

"Hmm, it's a calendar. With Dreams face on it.
I know for a fact this was you Dream.

"You don't know that."

"But, I got Sapnap the calendar."

"WHY DID WE ALL GET EACH OTHER CALENDARS?"

"CAUSE WE'RE SHIT AT BUYING GIFTS!"

"Why would you buy me a calendar? I sleep all the fucking time."

"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT-"

"AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THE DISCS!"

"I WANT THE REAL THINGS! NOT THE CALENDAR VERSION!!"

"WELL DO FUCK YOURSELF THAN BITCHHH"

"WHY DO THAT WHEN I HAVE GOGY"

"HE'S ASLEEP!!"

"IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WHAT THE FUCKKK"

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-Word Count: 125-

Something just made a loud noise outside-

I hope you all have an amazing Day/Afternoon/Night
Make sure you eat and drink your holy water >:]

Also don't know who needs to hear this but-
Take the break and enjoy it.
Now-