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Day 4: Family Holiday - Sbi - Wilbur = Crack

I forgot to mention but days 2 - 5 have been August's idea!

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// Third Person POV //
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"PHILLLLLLL"

"WHATTT"

"Where is everyone?"

"The fuck do you mean?"

"Wasn't Toby, Boob boy, Big Q, and Wilbur supposed to be here?"

"Why did you use a nickname for everyone but Wil-"
Techno was sitting on the couch rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"They're not coming because the last time we had family time someone nearly killed someone."
Phil glared over at Techno who glared back.

"He was asking for it."

"He was asking for you to stop."

"He was in the house."

"Wilbur. Your brother. Brought him."

"He shouldn't have done that."

"I sadly agree with you."

"CAN WE STOP TALKING AND START OPENING PRESENTS"
Tommy was sitting next to the decorated tree holding a moving box.

"What the fuck is in there-"

"I don't know. It has my name on it."

Tommy opened the present letting out a raccoon.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Merry Christmas Theseus."

"YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"YOU GOT HIM A FUCKING RACCOON??"

"Yeah. You said to get him something he'd like."

"THANK YOU TECHNO! I'm going to name you Clementine." 

"I MEANT GET HIM SOMETHING LIKE A SHIRT OR A FUCKING GAME, NOT A RACCOON!"

"Well, he seems to like it so-"

"I LOVE IT!"

"Well, I don't want a fucking raccoon in my damn house-"

"I mean, Tommy already brought one in so."

"Guys."

"And everyone freaked out."

"So?"

"Guys."

"Sooo, I eventually want them to come back-"

"Why?"

"Guyssss"

"Because I would like to see my family."

"Wh-"

"GUYS!"

"WHAT?"

Both Phil and Techno looked over at Tommy who was holding an empty box.

"Toms."

"Theseus-"

"Yeah, uhm... they ran away-"

"TOMMY WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Where'd it go..."

"I don't know-
It just ran away"

"Why the fuck do I let either of you live here."

"Cause if we left you'd be all alone, plus I'm your favorite."

"Because mom would kill you if you kicked us out. Especially me"

"... God dammit."

Phil sat down on the couch and took a sip of his coffee.

"Go play outside."

"It's 4 in the morning-"

"Go play outside before I force you."

"Alright-"

"Yep, come on Theseus-"

The two went outside leaving Phil alone inside.

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-Word Count: 305-