Super RWBY Sisters (Male Reader X RWBY X Nintendo!)

To the Dark Lands!!

(Y/N): So, wait, how dangerous are these Dark Lands? 

Peach: Well, let's see. Anyone here afraid of ghosts? 

Ruby: GHOSTS?! 

Peach: And walking skeletons? 

Ruby: D-D-Did you just say skeletons? 

Blake: Ruby, we've dealt with Grimm, why are you acting so scared? 

Ruby: Oh ... right. 

(Y/N): I apologize for my leader's behavior. She's still 15. 

Ruby: Hey! I can handle it! 

Yang snuck up from behind Ruby, and- 

Yang: BOO! 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAGH! 

Yang: Gotcha. 

Ruby: YANG! 

Peach: Right. This way. 

Toad: WAIT!! 

Toad showed up. 

(Y/N): Toad? Where were you? 

Toad: Long story. 

Peach: Toad, are you sure you want to come along? This is going to be very dangerous. 

Toad: I fear nothing. Besides, (Y/N) is my best friend! 

(Y/N): We only knew each other for like a few minutes. That's a stretch.

Soon... 

You guys found the pipe to the Dark Lands. 

Blake: Wait, that looks like the same one that brought us here. 

Peach: Oh yeah. We have a lot of these pipes all around the Kingdom. 

(Y/N): Then how has Bowser not been able to- 

Peach: They're secret pipes. Besides, Bowser may be very strong and scary, but he's a massive idiot. 

(Y/N): Good to know. 

Yang: You could say he's all shell and no brains. Get it? 

Everyone: (annoyed sigh). 

And so... 

The Dark Lands had many twisted black trees and fiery lakes. 

Also, there were the occasional Dry Bones moving about. 

(Y/N): This is way too creepy. Now where's Bowser's Castle? 

Ruby: I guess its that. 

Blake: He just loves to look at himself. Doesn't he? 

Toad: You should see all the statues he has. 

Peach: Being here is already making me sick. Let's go. 

Though a sneaky little wizard was watching from nearby... 

Kamek: Yes, perfect. They got the bait! Now, time to put it into action. 

Inside the Castle... 

You guys were dodging those giant Thwomps from squashing you guys, and soon Yang found something. 

Yang: Hey, what does this flower do? 

She ate it, and then- 

Yang: WOAH!! FIREBALLS! 

(Y/N): Oh that's cool! What else do these blocks have? 

You ended up grabbing a leaf, and you got raccoon ears and a tail. 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Peach: No, that's good. 

(Y/N): How so? 

Peach: Well, it's- Oh no. 

A bunch of Charging Chucks appears. 

Blake: Wait, are those guys in sports gear? 

Toad: LET ME AT EM! COME ON YOU CHARGING CHUCKS, PUT THEM U- 

They basically mow Toad down. 

(Y/N): HEY! GET OFF OF HIM! 

You end up smacking them with your tail. 

(Y/N): Oh, that's cool! ALRIGHT!! 

Then one tried to pounce on you, but- 

Yang: EAT FIREBALLS! TURTLES!! 

She lit one on fire. 

Charging Chuck: That smells like- 

Ruby: My turn! 

She sliced the clothes off of one of them. 

Charging Chuck: Uh ... AGH! 

He covered himself and ran off. 

Peach: Great job there you- 

Charging Chuck 2: Hey look! It's the princess! Grab her! 

Peach: Yeah. No. 

She whacked them with her frying pan, and another one who went for her, she opened her parasol and used it to ram them into a wall. 

(Y/N): WOW!! 

She then kicked another, and started to- 

(Y/N): OH MY GOD! SHE'S AMAZING! 

You were blushing upon seeing her fight. 

Blake: Uh ... HEY! 

Blake snapped you out of it. 

(Y/N): Oh right! 

Soon... 

You guys reached where Weiss was, and- 

(Y/N): Hang on Weiss! We got you. 

Weiss???: Oh thank you my friends. You have saved m- 

Ruby: Wait, no insults? No- YOU'RE NOT WEISS! 

Weiss???: What are you talking about? I- Oh I can't do this. 

It was actually Kamek in a dress. 

(Y/N): A cranky old wizard in a dress? 

Kamek: I am Kamek! Lord Bowser's right hand man! And- 

Peach: Start talking Kamek, where's Bowser and- 

Kamek: Oh, you think you're so clever Princess? Well, the thing is- Lord Bowser is long gone. 

Peach: But where would he- OH NO! NO! 

Back in the Mushroom Kingdom... 

Bowser was in a flying airship, which was moving on top of Peach's castle. 

Bowser: HAHAHAHA! Oh, when Peach gets here, she's in for a surprise. 

He smirked, realizing the plan was about to go down flawlessly.