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The Lightning Chariot!!

(Y/N): Let's go! 

Viridi: Right! Here's our plan to save Palutena! 

A bunch of Underworld Monsters appear, but the Forces of Nature appeared to take them out. 

Blake: Good. It feels good to see them helping us. 

Yang: You bet! 

Viridi: If my children get in your way, I'll pull them out. 

(Y/N): Man, you really aren't that bad of a person, Viridi. 

Viridi: (blushing) Well ... I- MORON! FOCUS! The force field around Palutena's temple is incredibly strong. We're going to need to borrow the Lightning Chariot.

Ruby: Lightning Chariot?! OOOH! THAT SOUNDS REALLY AWESOME!! 

Pit: I KNOW, RIGHT?! 

Weiss: What is the Lighting Chariot? 

Viridi: It's a superfast battle carriage that travels the galaxy. It's also pulled by unicorns!

Yang: So, basically, you're telling us to slam a horse cart into a brick wall. 

Viridi: Sure, if you want to put it crudely.

Yang: And we might die. 

Viridi: Well, anything's possible.

Pit: Does the Lightning Chariot at least have air bags?

Viridi: Last I checked, no. 

(Y/N): Hey, we're doing this! Palutena is counting on us! 

Pit and Team RWBY: Okay! Okay! 

(Y/N): Now how do we find the Lightning Chariot? 

Viridi: Don't worry. I've got a great plan. Have any of you been to the circus? 

Ruby: OH! Yang and I have! 

Yang: Yep! 

Virid: Well, my favorite act is the human cannonball. It's just such a...thrill ride!

Pit: Where are you going with this? 

Viridi: We do our own version! 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): NO NO NO!! 

Viridi: Oh come on guys! Where's your sense of adventure?

She brings you over to a cannon, and then places you all in. 

Viridi: THREE! 

(Y/N): She's not serious is she? 

Viridi: TWO! 

Ruby: She's serious. 

Viridi: ONE!! 

Everyone: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! 

Viridi: FIRE!! 

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! 

You all are shot into space. 

Viridi: See? Everything's fine! 

Pit: So, what's all this?

Viridi: These are patterns formed by galactic particles. Beautiful, aren't they?

(Y/N): Actually, it- OH CRAP! MORE UNDERWORLD MONSTERS!!

Ruby: Maybe they want the Lightning Chariot. 

And then- 

Something passes by. 

Blake: That must be the Chariot! 

Viridi: The chariot's headed for its home base. Stay on it!

Everyone: RIGHT! 

While chasing the Chariot, well- 

Hades: Hello again, friends! 

(Y/N): HADES! 

Pit: You jut don't know when to stop, do you? 

Hades: Just look at you, sneaking around behind Palutena's back. It's classic.

Pit: Shut your mouth!

Viridi: What do you want, Hades?

Hades: The Lightning Chariot, obviously!

Viridi: You creep! Just go away already!

Hades: It's one slick ride. A veritable goddess magnet, if you will.

Viridi: Please. I'm a goddess, and I would never ride in that thing.

Yang: Are you only here to get in our way? 

Hades: My intentions are always honorable. You know that.

Pit: Whatever you're REALLY up to, we're going to find out!

A tower comes into view. 

Viridi: Both the Lightning Chariot and its master are in that tower. I'll drop you off on the ground floor.

(Y/N): Then let's go!