This story was inspired by something that I read on Fanfiction.net by Nan the Keyblade Master. It gave me some cool ideas to use, and well, I feel like I want to do my own version due to the arcs I've been using in my Shounen Hero Series!
(In devel...
Hades: Commencing Underworld assault on the Aurum central nervous system!
Viridi: Children! Our final target is the brains behind this operation! The Aurum Brain!
Pyrrhon: Sun god Pyrrhon on the scene! Now with added Pyro Cannon action!
Palutena: With all us gods—er, and Pyrrhon—united, the Aurum Brain doesn't stand a chance.
Ruby: SO COOL! WE'RE ALL UNITED TO TAKE DOWN ONE BIG THREAT!! IT'S LIKE IN THE MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES!!!
(Y/N): Good to see you're enjoying yourself, Ruby!
Hades: Drive the intruders back into space, minions!
Viridi: We cannot lose! Our planet's very existence is on the line!
Pyrrhon: Do your thing, Pyro Snake! Shazammitylam!
Yang: Even they're in good spirits.
Palutena: Or they finally lost it. Anyway, we need to take down that fortress.
(Y/N): What fo- WOAH!
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Pit: It's huge!
Palutena: It houses the Aurum Brain, which controls every single Aurum unit.
Blake: How do you know about that?
Palutena: Pyrrhon told me.
(Y/N): Is he obsessed with the Aurum? He certainly knows a lot about them.
Pyrrhon: That's because I spend a lot of time on Divinipedia.
Pit: Divinipedia? Send me the link.
Pyrrhon: The time for learning has passed. Attack the Aurum Brain!
You all fly in and see the Aurum Brain!
(Y/N): LET'S DO IT!
All of you fire in on the Aurum Brain, and-
Pyrrhon: It's brain-frying time!
Pyrrhon flies in!
(Y/N): PYRRHON! STOP!!
Palutena: Hang on! I'll pull you out!
She does so, just as the room begins to explode!
Pit: I don't know what even happened in there! Did Pyrrhon make it out?
Ruby: Pyrrhon?
Pyrrhon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ruby: P-Pyrrhon?
Pyrrhon projects himself.
Pyrrhon: Thanks to you, Pyrrhon has leveled up! I am now a Level Infinity Epic Super God...Plus! Ultimate power is now Pyrrhon's!
Ruby: WHAT?! What are you talking about?
Pyrrhon: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
The Aurum Troops begin to change to red, and get faster!
Pyrrhon: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm pulling the Aurum strings now! Not even the combined power of the gods can stop me!
Weiss: He- WHY THAT NO GOOD-
(Y/N): BASTARD!!!
Hades: Oh snap, they got duped!
Viridi: Hey! No need to rub salt in the wound!
Pit: What kind of a rat pulls a trick like that Pyrrhon!
Pyrrhon: What?! I can't hear you over all this awesome!
Ruby: JERK! I CAN'T BELIEVE I ADMIRED YOU!!
Hades: So, anyone have any bright ideas on how to take him out?
Viridi: I suppose we have no choice. This is it, my single remaining jewel.
Viridi sent a Reset Bomb onto the Fortress!
(Y/N): A RESET BOMB?!
Blake: Not again.
Viridi: Time to let nature take its course!
A Reset Bomb Forest expands.
Viridi: Who's awesome now, Pyrrhon?!
Pyrrhon: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Is that really all you've got?
The Reset Bomb Forest ignites into flames!
Viridi: How could this happen?!
Palutena: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the power of flight is running out.
(Y/N): Crap! Palutena, get us out of there!
Palutena: Right!
But nothing happens.
Palutena: Oh no!
Viridi: What's wrong?
Palutena: I can't extract them. I don't understand why.
Pyrrhon: That's because you don't have an associate's degree in telepathic interference!
Palutena: Are you blocking me?
(Y/N): SHIT! THIS IS BAD!
Pit: AGH! MY WINGS! THEY'RE BURNING UP!!
Yang: I'm feeling heavier!
Palutena: I'm sorry guys, I have to cut it off.
(Y/N): Oh n-
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
You all started to fall.
Ruby: THIS IS THE END!
Pit: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!!!
Weiss: RUBY! I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO SAY THIS, BUT I LOVE YOU!
Ruby: WEISS, SOMETIMES I USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEAN THE SINK!!
Weiss: What?
Viridi: Ugh, pull yourselves together! I've got you covered.
Viridi sent in a platform, and you guys landed on it.
Palutena: Whew. That was close.
(Y/N): Wow. Thank you, Viridi.
Blake: You ... saved us?
Viridi: Hey, don't thank me yet! Let's keep fighting!
Palutena: By invading our land, the Aurum have declared war on all of us. And with Pyrrhon on their side, they've become even more powerful! If we don't defeat them today, we may not have a tomorrow.
Viridi: Ugh, do you ever get tired of being such a nerd? All you need are twenty-sided dice and some thick glasses.
Palutena put on a pair of X-Ray Specs.
Palutena: My X-ray specs allow me to see your ignorance.
Viridi: Yeah yeah, enough with the lame comedy routine. It's time for us to strike!
