Dolan twins // imagines ♡

Drunk texting ♡

I'm actually in the mood to get high right now hah don't judge me stay in school kids

Ethan:

You're at the club with your best friend and Ethan is at home with grayson. Btw you two are dating.

You: heylo

Fun sponge👫: hey kiddo

You: don't call me thattt I'm a grown ass woman

Fun sponge👫: y/n are you drunk?

You: no

Fun sponge👫: which club are you at? I'm coming to pick you up.

You: I'm notttt I'm fine stop being a fun sucker go away and play with your alpacas.

Fun sponge👫: babe, come on. I've told you already, I don't own any alpacas. You're drunk.

You: oh my god Ethan guess what?!

Fun sponge👫: what?? Is everything okay??

You: I saw an old man and he was so cute and it made me sad because he reminded me of you and I just love old people and I love you

Fun sponge👫: aw baby, I love you too. Now tell me your destination.

You: fuck off I'm gonna tell your mom

Fun sponge👫: 😂😂 calm down honey, I just wanna pick you up. It's like 2am!

You: no shit Sherlock! Call y/b/f idk where tf we are for shit. Bring me candy

Fun sponge👫: ok babe, I'll be there soon! Stay where you are!

You: nah I'm just gonna travel to London and start debating over politics and shit.

Fun sponge👫: you're cute. See you soon baby.

Grayson:

You and Grayson were both at a house party and you were messaging eachother from either side of the couch. You're v drunk but he isn't.

Fuckboy😈: sup baby

You: I will call the police you grandma

Fuckboy😈: don't be mean

You: I'm not you are

Fuckboy😈: k

You: I see you checking me out

Fuckboy😈: maybe 😉😏

You: sorry bup but I don't like you anymore I'm in love with my goldfish Jeremy

Fuckboy😈: okay princess. Let's go home and watch a movie.

You: nooooo I wanna dance

Fuckboy😈: the music here is crap I'm coming to get your sexy ass

You: go away I will cry

Fuckboy😈: I love you

You: ew 

Fuckboy😈: 😭

You: ooh I want carrots

Fuckboy😈: I want you

You: don't be a horny fuck

Fuckboy😈: I can't help it

You: I'm going home with Ethan

Fuckboy😈: too late I'm giving you a piggy back now love you

I couldn't think of much I think I have writers block lmao yah keep voting peeps