Roast myself

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So yeah i wasn't challenged, i just really wanna do it..cause it seems interesting :p

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Yo, Eminemzminnie what kind of name is that?

Sounds like a candy that  got shrunk with two much shrink wrap.

Seriously who the heck are you?

A 17 year old girl who ain't even 5'2!

Girl stop embarrassing your self with all this stupid writing

I mean seriously do you type in the dark with absolutely no lighting?

And please if your voice was any higher,

I'd really set my ears on fire!

I mean seriously do you really think your a story teller?

I've heard better stories from Helen Keller.

Your a little short girl who always get's mistaken for twelve 

Even though it's suits your personality oh so well.

Your almost grown yet your so immature can't even find a boyfriend who won't lead you to the door!

Though people say your really cute or atleast that's what they say but they may be lying praying your klutzy behind stays out the way.

Your silly little dreams of meeting Eminem will lead you no where

Except for a reality that your silly and no one cares.

Your jokes are a reck, your writing styles out of sight, no seriously let me sit you down and teach you how to write!

If you really meant eminem what would you even do?

Met his fricking manager and stared at him like he was a creature in a zoo.

And girl don't ever quit your day job, because if you ever became a rapper people'd mistake you for Kermit the frog.

 Alright I think that you had enough now go back to writing your imagines cause that's the best that you can do.

Even though you already know none of them are going to come true for you.

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Okay well..ouch..i'll be some where crying now. :(

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