Eminem Imagines (Eminemzminnie style)

You Match

"This is all of your fault." You harshly spoke not believing the current situation you were in.

"Hey don't blame this on me, blame the guy who made fun of my music." Marshall said.

"Marshall I don't think you understand the seriousness of this situation...WE ARE IN JAIL!" You cried.

"Yes we're in jail, what the hell you want me to do about it?" He yelled back.

"GET US OUT!" You said hitting him on the arm roughly.

"Ow, stop hitting me you deluded crazy self absorbed hoe!" He spat.

"I'm not a hoe, and instead of arguing we should be calling someone to get us outta here!" You said trying to maintain your fury.

"Alright i'll call Kim.." He said.

"NO she's part of the reason we're in this mess!" You said remembering how this guy was totally checking out Kim one day when you were both at Proof's house for a mini rap battle competition and Marshall got angry and when the two of you went to this after party one night you guys wound up seeing the guy and everything went totally down hill from there.

"Don't talk about my Girlfriend!" He argued tired of hearing you complain about Kim.

"Marshall if you two are constantly fighting and you two have already been divorced once why would you go through that again, when you both can find other people and move on!" You said really tired of Marshall getting his heart broken over and over like a broken record that just keeps playing.

"So that's why your mad, cause your jealous?" He said in disbelief.

"Why would I be jealous of you?" You scoffed.

"Because maybe you like me." He smirked.

"Marshall say that one more time and I swear i'll slap you so hard that the bleach in your hair will come off and your hair will be brown again." You threatened.

"You. Like. Me." He said slowly.

You angrily jumped on top of him causing both of you to plummet to the ground gaining the attention of the cops.

"HEY BREAK IT UP!" They said coming in the cell and separating the two of you.

They handcuffed you two to different sides of the wall where you two wouldn't be able to touch while they talked with the lawyer that Marshall had eventually told them to call.

"Look what you did." You groaned.

"No you the one who jumped me like a crazy hormonal teenager." He deviously said.

"I Can't stand you, I really can't!" You sighed.

"Love you too sweet heart." He sarcastically said.

This was your life..

Your life with the crazy angry blonde who just didn't know when to shut up.

"Hey i'm sorry I got us locked up." He suddenly said catching you by surprise.

"It's fine I knew it would happen sooner or later." You admitted.

"And you still stayed?" He said confused.

"Well if I didn't God only knows what might've happened to you..I mean you might've just fell apart without me." You teased.

"Would not.." He said.

"Would too."

"Would not." He said.

"Would too."

"Woul-"

"SHUTUP AND GET MARRIED ALREADY!" One of the cops angrily said tired of hearing y'all annoying conversation.

"NO!" Both of you said in unison while looking at each other in disgust but both of you were blushing.

No...you two were polar opposites but maybe that's why y'all matched. 

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Short, sweet, and too the point. Hope you liked this Imagine <3