Eminem Imagines (Eminemzminnie style)

You want a divorce?

"Marshall, I want a divorce."

Yeah you couldn't believe you were saying that either.

But the truth is you were, and it wasn't because you were angry with him, he did absolutely nothing wrong..you were still in love with him very much..but..you knew good and well it wouldn't ever be enough.

Because within these past 3 months you realized something, and it was a horrible revelation.

He was not in love with you.

At least not the way you wanted him to be, and that absolutely broke your heart to bits and pieces but you gave this a lot of thought. And there was no easy way to get through this so you had decided to eat your way through your problems.

That's why you were currently sitting on the cold kitchen floor at 2:00 in the morning with the refrigerator wide open with a huge bucket of ice cream between your legs and a can of whipped cream next to you while Marshall stood there his mouth agape.

You looked awful but you didn't care, you had a right to look awful after you found out your husband didn't love you at all.

"What?" Was all he could say as he looked at you in shock.

And you wasn't sure if it was because you had said you wanted a divorce or the fact you had chocolate sauce dripping down your mouth and a fork was in your hair.

Yeah..a fork.

You turned and looked to your left to see a container of fried chicken from the deli and you grabbed the hot sauce bottle and started sprinkling some hot sauce on the chicken as you took a bite out of a leg as Marshall continued to stare at you.

"Want some?" You gestured to the chicken.

"Y/N what is going on, what do you mean you want a divorce?" He asked completely bemused.

"It's simple, I don't want to be married with you any more." You said taking another bite of chicken and shrugging.

"Why?" He said sharply his face shifting from confusion to anger.

"Because you love Kim." You said taking another bite of chicken.

His mouth went agape but you didn't really care you were to focused on some strawberries you saw at the back of the fridge.

"You think these are expired?" You asked observing the strawberries. "I mean they don't have any fuzz on them so I guess they're okay-"

"Shut up." He said suddenly cutting you off.

"It was just a question, I rather not get divorced and food poisoning on the same day ya know?" You shrugged opening the container eating a strawberry.

"We're not getting a divorce, I don't love Kim, your out of your mind!" He said shaking his head in disbelief.

"Your in denial..it's okay I was too a few months ago..but it passed and it's time I face the realization that you still love her." You explained.

"Y/N..."

"I really really wanted to burn your car down." You laughed suddenly. 

His eyes widened at that statement.

"But then I was like, why do that when I can eat food?" You giggled scooping some ice cream out of the container.

"Where is this coming from!?" He demanded practically shouting at this point.

"Dad what's going on?" Whitney said coming down stairs rubbing her eyes while she put her glasses on to see better.

She got one look at you and her mouth dropped open.

"Dad what's wrong with mom?" Whitney gaped.

Mom...

How sad she wouldn't be calling you that much longer...

"Nothing baby go back to bed." Marshall commanded.

"But-"

"It's fine Whitney go back to sleep." You said.

She looked ready to protest but thought better of it by the looks both of her parents were giving her.

She sighed going back up stairs to bed having a bad feeling about what was going on  with the two of them.

"Look..Kim is completely sober now and it's totally understandable you want to give her a third chance right?" You said half smiling.

". . ."

"She really made a lot of improvement and I see you two laughing and smiling and joking around just like before and there's not a doubt in my mind that your not still in love with her." You said sadly.

A odd look of conflict washed upon his face and that's when you knew you had completely lost him.

Because he was thinking your words over.

If he was in love with you he wouldn't have to think anything over. He would already know, but he doesn't and just the fact that he has doubt is enough for me.

"Really it's fine, now can you please pass me the Chips Ahoy's and the peanut butter." You asked.

"I don't know what to say to any of this.." He said after a second.

"Don't say anything, let's just be happy we lasted this long." You said smiling a little.

He suddenly sat next to you by the fridge and took the whip cream can and squirted some cream into his mouth.

"But seriously..I was thinking about burning your car down..and putting pink hair dye in your brown hair dye..and even thought about going into your studio and smashing everything in sight." You said thoughtfully.

He looked at you horrified.

"But I decided that was all childish." You said getting up.

"But I would've deserved it.." He said.

"Yeah you would've.." You said shrugging going back up stairs to bed feeling oddly relieved that you had gotten all of that out the way.

And when you finally reached up stairs and closed the door and sat on the bed, you started laughing.

Not because of heartbreak, no..you were laughing because when Marshall goes to his studio tomorrow he's in for quiet a surprise.

The Next Day At Marshall's Studio

"Uhh Mr. Mathers I wouldn't go in there." A secretary at the front desk warned.

"Huh?" Marshall went in and nearly passed out.

There was Spiders all over the room.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed.

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Well all wells that ends well...Hey guys this imagine is kinda sad I know but she did this for his well being and it's kinda happy..idk..but anyway i'll update again tomorrow for Mother's Day so stay tuned for that!! :D see you guys soon!