Marshall's pick up lines part 2

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"Hey, are you google cause I just found what i'm searching for." Marshall said sitting next to you on the couch

"Oh my God...go home Marshall." You said sitting on your couch watching Tv while Marshall was busy trying to pick you up with Pick up lines.

"I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away." He continued.

"Why are you still here?" You laughed.

"Your the slim to my shady." He continued scooting even closer to you.

"Marshall stop." You said shaking your head.

"The pen to my paper, the lead with my eraser, the cop to my chaser." He continued ignoring your head shaking and eye rolling.

"People call me Marshall, but you can call me Tonight." He said.

"Lord help me.." you said turning up the volume of the Tv.

"Baby I swear when we travel we'll never have to fly United Airlines."

You paused the tv  with your mouth agape.

"You did not just say that." You said laughing so hard you actually snorted.

At that moment Marshall broke out laughing too and you both were just laughing for like 15 minutes before you finally ceased.

"So is that a yeah?" He asked.

"Uhgg fine." You said wiping some tears away from you laughing so hard.

He was truly one of a kind.

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LOL had to make a part 2 to Marshall's pick up lines :D hoped you enjoyed. BTW these are not my pick up lines. I just pulled some from the internet :D


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