Swapped ➳ Niall Horan

Chapter Five

Julia Brooke

"At least you got convinced now, right?" I said breaking the silence that filled the room, they looked in back and forth between each other for a moment, a couple of moments actually, till someone cleared his throat, on scale from one to awkward, this is fucking awkward.

"I got convinced," Harry said, raising his hand.

"Me too." Louis said, mimicking Harry's reaction and raising his hand.

"Well- bu- I- Okay, I got convinced too even thought its not logic at all." Zayn sighed raising his hand as well, I smiled a bit at his reaction.

"Okay, Now what?" Liam asked as he looked at me.

"I don't know, what hour is it?" I asked, Harry looked at his watch and raised his hands with eight fingers.

"That day has been a long, long day." I mumbled to myself

"Prepare yourself, because you are going to have longer days soon." Zayn said rolling his eyes, I frowned my eyebrow looking at him for explanation, but he didn't bother.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked, longer days? The first thing I'm going to do when I wake up tomorrow is to go find myself -Niall's self.

"In-case your memory doesn't help you, we are in the middle of the tour in America, we're in a two days break, and it's like our sixth show from nineteen shows, then a two weeks break, then we'll come back again." Zayn informed me, holy shit, what am I supposed to do now?

"But I have to go home and find myself, Niall, I mean."

"So do you want to convince me that you'll cross the Pacific Ocean, and find Niall, and come back to America in 24 hours?" Louis smirked.

"Can I like, take a break for a week, or something?" As dump as the question sounds, but I have to find a way out of here soon.

"Yeah, sure, break, we'll just go on stage and be like sorry Niall had a body swap with someone and he's out there to find her, so it'll just be the four of us today, and the fans will be totally okay with it." Said Louis, I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or imagining the scenario.

"Are you serious or this is sarcasm?" I asked, I know the answer already his answer just seemed convincing to me, he just gave me a look, "Okay." I frowned, "Now, what am I supposed to do?"

"The problem isn't in what you're gonna do, the problem is what Niall is gonna do," Liam trailed, in that moment, I realized something, I have to pee, well shit -No I don't want to shit it's just me swearing.

"Are you feeling uncomfortable on the couch? Do you need a pillow?" Zayn asked, I shook my head, "Then why do I feel you're not comfy?"

"Come here, I need to tell you something." I replied, he stood up and walked towards me, then leaned, "I need to pee." I whispered.

"The bathroom is there in the end of the hallway, the other one is i-"

"First," I interrupted, "Thanks, for saying it out loud that everybody can hear you." I gave him a dirty look, "Second," I paused, "Do you really think that's the main problem?" I raised my voice, almost yelling.

"What's wrong with you," he scoffed, "chill out."

"The problem is, I'm Julia, okay?" I said, "And you are talking to Niall, so how is Julia supposed to enter the bathroom as Niall? huh? Ju•lia, Ni•all." Zayn just stood there awkwardly, I don't think he's even listening to whatever I'm saying.

"Well, mate, what she's trying to tell you, is that she's female, and that the process of females entering the bathroom is a bit different than males, in another words, females have vages and males have dicks." Louis said, totally casually, I didn't even see him grinning, and he was avoiding my gaze, I actually hide my face in the pillow and started laughing hysterically, but I still have to pee, my need of peeing is increasing every-time I laugh.