Festival of Sleep Day

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January 3
Festival of Sleep Day


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Ring ring ring

Incoming call from
Vermont Guy

Vermont guy, either give me your name or your connecti--

How did you know it was me? Did you memorize my number? How romantic!

No, I saved you to my contacts so that I can block you whenever I want.

Ooh! What's my contact's name?

"Vermont Guy". No, seriously, what should I call you?

You can call me anytime!

...

Beeeep

Call ended

Yes! I finally got to use that one!


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