Tell the Truth Day

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July 7
Tell the Truth Day


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Ring ring ring

Incoming call from
Danny-boy

Yes?

Did you two kiss, or is Caleb pulling my leg?

Yes.

Yes, you kissed or yes, he's pulling my leg?

We kissed.

THE SHIP HAS SAILED!

What ship?

The Calina ship.

Hmph.

So...did you see stars?

No.

Nothing? No fireworks?

No.

Aw, how anticlimactic. I was hoping you'd have some material to work with. You could write some sappy love song based on the experience. It'd be an improvement from, "My love died, and I'm the only one who cares."

Shut up.

Shut up? Why certainly! You don't think I'm the type that would keep on blabbin'? Some people never know when to stop. When I'm to shut up, I shut up—

Shut up, shut-in' up!

See, this is why we're best friends.

Sadly.

Ahhh, shut up.

Beeeep

Call ended


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References from this one Looney Tunes episode (see video at the top).

If you ever catch a spelling/grammar error or typo, please let me know!


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