January 9
Static Electricity Day
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Ring ring ring
Incoming call from
Danny
Hello?
Hi, Miss Marbury! What's up in Oregon?
The sky, just like in Vermont, Russia, and North Korea.
Hold on there, buster, are you classing Vermont with Russian and North Korea?!
I would hope so. You've got a big problem if you don't have a sky.
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Not to the change the subject or anything, but to totally change the subject... Do you know my first name?
I've been preparing all my life for this. *clears throat*
Trouble, oh we got trouble
Right here in River City
With a capital T
That rhymes with C
And that stands for Carolina
Bravo.
I mean, it's not that hard. I know your last name, I know your phone number. All I need is Whitepages.
That's how you found my name?!
I could also just ask your sister Virginia...
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I am such an idiot.
You can say that again.
I am such... Why, you little--
Beeeep
Call ended
--conniving son of a billiard table!
You're getting really creative with your swearing, Carole.
Shut it, billiard table.
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